The report
Key Events:
- 11' Crewsburn scores, assisted by David Akhtar
- 12' Yellow card to Looddow Albion an unnamed player
- 15' Crewsburn David Akhtar scores, assisted by Roberto Caetano
- 44' Yellow card to Crewsburn an unnamed player
- 50' Yellow card to Crewsburn Nuno Pimentel
- 61' Crewsburn Jose Verhoeven scores, assisted by Daniel Muhammad
- 63' Crewsburn Nuno Pimentel scores, assisted by Daniel Muhammad
- 68' Crewsburn Nuno Pimentel scores, assisted by Jose Verhoeven
Crewsburn’s goal-scoring spree was set in motion early, with David Akhtar opening the scoring in the 11th minute, assisted by David Akhtar himself, and then doubling the lead just a minute later with a finish assisted by Roberto Caetano. The hosts’ relentless pressure was reflected in their 19 shots, 12 on target, and an expected goals (xG) of 3.74, indicating they created quality chances that they converted with clinical precision. Meanwhile, Looddow Albion’s attack was virtually nonexistent, registering no shots and an xG of just 0.01, which underscores their inability to threaten the Crewsburn goal. The game’s flow was punctuated by yellow cards for both sides, with Pimentel receiving one for Crewsburn in the 50th minute, but the hosts’ attacking prowess truly came to the fore in the second half.
From the 61st minute onward, Crewsburn continued their scoring barrage, with Jose Verhoeven netting in the 61st minute, assisted by Daniel Muhammad, and then Nuno Pimentel completing his brace with goals in the 63rd and 68th minutes, both assisted by Daniel Muhammad and Jose Verhoeven respectively. The visitors’ defensive frailty was exposed repeatedly, and Crewsburn’s ability to convert chances was evident in their five goals against a team that never looked like breaking their duck. The result leaves Crewsburn with a commanding victory, while Looddow Albion must reflect on their inability to generate any attacking threat or even test the home goalkeeper.
Match Statistics:
Possession: Crewsburn 55% - Looddow Albion 45% Shots: 19-0 (On Target: 12-0) Corners: 8 - 4 Fouls: 12 - 8 Yellow Cards: 2 - 1 Red Cards: 0 - 0 Dribbles: 13 - 7 Pass Accuracy: 80% - 79% Tackles: 9 - 7
Crewsburn’s victory was a demonstration of their attacking potency and tactical discipline, while Looddow Albion’s inability to mount any meaningful resistance leaves them with much to ponder. The home side’s clinical finishing and cohesive team play suggest they are well on course for a strong campaign, whereas the visitors will need to find a way to unlock their offensive potential if they are to climb the table.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
David Akhtar*
Opened the scoring and provided an assist, a constant threat down the flank.
Nuno Pimentel*
Scored twice and earned a yellow card, showing both attacking intent and grit.
Jose Verhoeven*
Netted a goal and contributed an assist, orchestrating much of Crewsburn’s attack.
Daniel Muhammad*
Delivered two assists, controlling the midfield and setting up key goals.
Roberto Caetano*
Provided the assist for Akhtar’s second goal, active on the wing.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
David Akhtar to Anacleto Ferreira. The event log names a helper; it does not name a body part.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

