The report
Key Events:
- 7' Yellow card to Looddow Albion Jan Agari
- 9' Looddow Albion Jan Agari scores, assisted by Alassane Kone
- 11' Looddow Albion Muhammad Anwar scores, assisted by Jan Agari
- 24' Looddow Albion Leandro Braga scores, assisted by Cheikh Diatta
- 30' Looddow Albion Muhammad Anwar scores, assisted by Joao Sena
- 31' Looddow Albion Leandro Braga scores, assisted by Jan Agari
- 38' Looddow Albion Paul Jenkins scores, assisted by Muhammad Anwar
- 39' Yellow card to Chorth City Branko Bartolić
- 49' Looddow Albion Malcolm Williams scores, assisted by Jhon Mosquera
- 66' Looddow Albion Muhammad Anwar scores, assisted by Jan Agari
- 69' Yellow card to Chorth City Phillip Lewis
- 74' Yellow card to Chorth City Jorge Alvez
Expected Goals (xG) Analysis: Looddow Albion scored eight from an xG of 4.7, an overperformance of 3.3 goals; Chorth City scored none from 0.26 xG. The visitors were notably more clinical than the chance estimate would predict, while their 21 shots and 17 on target show that this was not a result assembled from a handful of fortunate moments. Chorth City had 53% possession and eight corners, but only one shot, on target, to show for it. Possession and corners can describe territory; they cannot, on their own, make a goalkeeper busy.
The pattern was established early: Looddow Albion scored twice by the 11th minute and had reached six before half-time. Muhammad Anwar and Leandro Braga each scored twice before the interval, with Paul Jenkins adding another in the 38th minute. After Malcolm Williams made it seven shortly after the break, Anwar completed his hat-trick in the 66th minute. The visitors had 47% possession, fewer corners and slightly lower pass accuracy, yet made their attacks count with a thoroughness that rendered those comparisons largely academic.
For Chorth City, three yellow cards and seven tackles could not interrupt the scoring sequence, while the lone shot offered little chance of changing the afternoon’s direction. Looddow Albion finished with an eight-goal margin and a wide spread of contributors: six different scorers, with Jan Agari and Muhammad Anwar prominent in both goals and assists. The 0-8 scoreline is exact, and on the evidence of the shots and chances it was no statistical clerical error.
- No Chorth City players recorded a rating of 7.0 or higher.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
Muhammad Anwar
Scored a hat-trick and supplied an assist, leading the visitors’ attack.
Jan Agari
Scored once and provided three assists, despite picking up a yellow card.
Leandro Braga
Scored twice in the first half.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
A booking nearby, then Jan Agari for Looddow Albion. Tension, then arithmetic.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

