The report
Key Events:
- 8' Helden Town Yero Camara scores, assisted by Djily Danfakha
- 15' Helden Town Paul Morrison scores, assisted by Jose Rodriguez
- 19' Helden Town Stephen Milligan scores, assisted by Ray Richardson
- 24' Helden Town Paul Morrison scores, assisted by Jose Rodriguez
- 25' Yellow card to Helden Town Djily Danfakha
- 34' Yellow card to Helden Town Yero Camara
- 47' Yellow card to Miteham United John Bailey
- 48' Helden Town Jose Rodriguez scores, assisted by Yero Camara
- 51' Helden Town Paul Morrison scores, assisted by Jose Rodriguez
- 56' Helden Town Jose Rodriguez scores, assisted by Djily Danfakha
- 62' Helden Town scores, assisted by Ray Richardson
- 64' Yellow card to Miteham United Paul Dupont
- 69' Helden Town Jose Rodriguez scores
- 79' Helden Town Yero Camara scores, assisted by Djily Danfakha
- 88' Helden Town Jose Rodriguez scores, assisted by Yero Camara
Expected Goals (xG) Analysis: The 11-0 final score sat well above Helden Town’s 4.46 xG, a striking over-performance even for a side that put 16 of 20 shots on target. Their finishing repeatedly converted chances at a rate the estimate would not ordinarily predict, while the five goals after the break carried an already decisive contest into unusually large territory. Miteham United recorded 0.26 xG from a single shot, which was also on target, but finished without a goal. The possession figures—54% for Miteham United, 46% for Helden Town—show why possession alone was a poor guide to control: Helden Town made far more of its attacks, and Miteham United rarely threatened in return.
- No Miteham United player recorded a rating of 7.0 or higher.
The scoreline was settled early and expanded after the interval, with Helden Town finding the net four times in the first half and seven times in the second. Miteham United had the greater share of possession and completed passes more accurately, but those measures could not compensate for the gulf in shots, target hits and goals. The visitors’ two corners, against none for the hosts, offer another small measure of the attacking imbalance; the larger one, of course, was 11-0.
For Miteham United, the lone shot on target meant there was little opportunity to turn possession into pressure, while the second-half bookings arrived amid a match that had already escaped their reach. Helden Town were disciplined enough to keep producing chances and clinical enough to score far beyond their xG. A 4.46 xG performance would usually describe a strong attacking display; the 11 goals made it something rather more emphatic, and left the final score an exact account of the damage rather than a narrow verdict.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
Jose Rodriguez
Scored four goals and supplied three assists, leaving his influence on nearly every other page of the afternoon’s ledger.
Paul Morrison
Scored three times, including twice in the opening 24 minutes.
Yero Camara
Scored twice, assisted twice and also received a yellow card.
Djily Danfakha
Provided three assists and collected a yellow card.
Ray Richardson
Made two assists, including one for the 62nd-minute goal.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
Djily Danfakha to Yero Camara. The event log names a helper; it does not name a body part.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

