The report
Key Events:
- 4' Selwes United scores
- 10' Selwes United scores
- 13' Yellow card to Selwes United an unnamed player
- 31' Selwes United scores
- 37' Selwes United scores
- 43' Selwes United scores
- 73' Selwes United scores
The match’s narrative was written early, with Selwes United scoring twice in the opening ten minutes, setting the tone for a game that was over as a contest before the first quarter had elapsed. The visitors’ xG of 3.99 was nearly four times the actual goals scored, indicating a performance that was perhaps more wasteful than ruthless in front of goal, but their relentless pressure and high shot volume kept the home side under constant threat. Ston-Thall’s lone shot on target and minimal possession highlight a team overwhelmed both physically and tactically. The yellow card to an unnamed Selwes United player at 13' was a rare moment of discipline in a game otherwise dominated by visitors' attacking intent. The second half saw Selwes United extend their lead with two more goals, culminating in a comprehensive victory that leaves little room for debate about the visitors’ superiority.
While Ston-Thall can take some solace in their defensive resilience—12 saves and only 0.26 xG against—they were ultimately outclassed in every facet. The visitors’ 20 shots and 13 on target demonstrate their offensive dominance, and their ability to create numerous high-quality chances was evident. The game’s outcome was a testament to Selwes United’s tactical discipline and relentless pursuit of goal, even if their finishing was occasionally wasteful. For Ston-Thall, this match will serve as a stark reminder of the gulf that can exist in Division 8 League 13, where possession and effort do not always translate into results.
No players from Ston-Thall reached 7.0+. No players from Selwes United reached 7.0+.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
Andre Bernard to Thomas Williams. The event log names a helper; it does not name a body part.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

