Newkellowmar 11 - 0 Uptott Albion

Key Events:

• 4' Newkellowmar Francisco Guerrero scores, assisted by Henry Jara
• 5' Newkellowmar Kasim Simić scores
• 8' Newkellowmar Jens Nielsen scores
• 11' Yellow card to Uptott Albion Jorge Alvez
• 20' Newkellowmar Jens Nielsen scores, assisted by Henry Jara
• 37' Newkellowmar John Ramos scores, assisted by Kasim Simić
• 42' Newkellowmar Max Mclean scores
• 45' Newkellowmar Jens Nielsen scores, assisted by Max Mclean
• 56' Yellow card to Uptott Albion Seungwoo Jeong
• 57' Yellow card to Uptott Albion Phillip Lewis
• 68' Newkellowmar Hristo Ivanov scores, assisted by Jens Nielsen
• 70' Newkellowmar Jens Nielsen scores, assisted by Henry Jara
• 77' Newkellowmar Francisco Guerrero scores, assisted by Henry Jara
• 78' Yellow card to Newkellowmar Henry Jara
• 80' Yellow card to Uptott Albion Michel Lemoine
• 82' Newkellowmar Francisco Guerrero scores, assisted by John Ramos

Expected Goals (xG) Analysis: Newkellowmar scored 11 from an xG of 6, substantially outstripping the chance-quality estimate; Uptott Albion’s 0.01 xG accompanied no shots at all. That gap points to both exceptional finishing and a performance in which Newkellowmar repeatedly made good situations count. The 28 shots, 21 on target and 60% possession underline the territorial and attacking control behind the score, while four goals arrived after the break to show that the early avalanche was not the end of the work. Uptott Albion’s three corners did not translate into a single attempt, leaving their attack with almost nothing to build on.

The 11-0 final score was settled across both halves, with Newkellowmar striking seven times before the interval and four more after it. Uptott Albion’s four yellow cards and 12 fouls tell of a difficult afternoon spent trying to interrupt a side that kept finding openings; Newkellowmar, by contrast, committed only four fouls and still controlled the ball for most of the contest. The hosts’ attack brought goals from five scorers, with the assists spread across several contributors as well. Against that combination of volume, accuracy and variety, Uptott Albion never managed a shot to ask a question of their own.