The report
Key Events:
- 6' Hornea Park Vidal Cedeño scores, assisted by Pedro Alves
- 10' Hornea Park Vidal Cedeño scores, assisted by James Shearer
- 15' Hornea Park Ramaz Tchelidze scores, assisted by Joshua Thomas
- 23' Hornea Park Joshua Thomas scores, assisted by James Shearer
- 28' Hornea Park Joshua Thomas scores, assisted by Pedro Alves
- 30' Hornea Park Ramaz Tchelidze scores
- 34' Hornea Park Pedro Alves scores
- 35' Yellow card to Kirkhapley Zdravko Ivanišević
- 36' Hornea Park Joshua Thomas scores, assisted by Ramaz Tchelidze
- 39' Hornea Park Sam Koh scores
- 47' Hornea Park Joshua Thomas scores, assisted by Vidal Cedeño
- 50' Yellow card to Kirkhapley Pedro Chagas
- 54' Yellow card to Hornea Park Vidal Cedeño
- 67' Hornea Park Patrick Schouten scores, assisted by Ramaz Tchelidze
- 74' Hornea Park Joshua Thomas scores, assisted by James Shearer
Expected Goals (xG) Analysis: Hornea Park scored 12 from 5.21 xG, an extraordinary over-performance of 6.79 goals; Kirkhapley finished without a goal from 0.51 xG. The numbers describe a side creating enough chances to justify a commanding win, then finishing at a rate well beyond what chance quality alone would predict. The shot count sharpens the contrast: Hornea Park put 19 of 23 attempts on target, while Kirkhapley managed two shots, both on target. The visitors held 56% possession and completed passes at 84%, but those advantages did not translate into much attacking volume. Hornea Park, with 44% possession, made far more of its opportunities.
The game’s shape was established at speed: Vidal Cedeño scored twice in the opening ten minutes, and by the 34th minute Hornea Park had put seven past Kirkhapley. Joshua Thomas then added a goal in each half of his own five-goal tally, with Ramaz Tchelidze, Pedro Alves, Sam Koh and Patrick Schouten also on the scoresheet. Three yellow cards interrupted the scoring sequence, but did not materially alter the direction of proceedings. The final score, 12 - 0, stands as a decisive result; the gap between the scoreline and the xG total makes it decisive even by the standards of the evening.
- Kirkhapley: No standout performers (rating 7.0+) recorded.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
Joshua Thomas
Scored five goals and supplied an assist in the standout individual performance.
Ramaz Tchelidze
Scored twice and assisted twice, contributing at both ends of the finishing chain.
Vidal Cedeño
Scored twice and assisted once, despite receiving a yellow card.
Pedro Alves
Scored once and provided two assists.
James Shearer
Set up three goals.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
Pedro Alves to Vidal Cedeño. The event log names a helper; it does not name a body part.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

