The report
The hosts made the advantage count early: Bruce Stephens scored in the second minute, and Andres Alvarado added another before the half-hour, assisted by Ahmed Mounir. After the break, Stephens struck twice more, with Mounir and John French providing the assists. Jose Ramirez then scored from French’s second assist, before Ivica Jurković completed the six-goal total in the 83rd minute. The sequence gave Chop's Har goals across both halves and left Woolmouth without a shot to show for its 54 per cent possession.
Key Events:
- 2' Chop's Har Bruce Stephens scores
- 29' Chop's Har Andres Alvarado scores, assisted by Ahmed Mounir
- 35' Yellow card to Chop's Har Stephen Karlsen
- 51' Yellow card to Woolmouth Jorge Alvez
- 52' Chop's Har Bruce Stephens scores, assisted by Ahmed Mounir
- 71' Chop's Har Bruce Stephens scores, assisted by John French
- 72' Yellow card to Woolmouth Philippe Robert
- 74' Chop's Har Jose Ramirez scores, assisted by John French
- 83' Chop's Har Ivica Jurković scores
No Woolmouth players reached a rating of 7.0 or higher.
The final score was Chop's Har 6-0 Woolmouth, a decisive result built on finishing rather than possession. The hosts had fewer corners and less of the ball, yet registered 18 shots to none; the difference between territory and threat was unusually easy to count. Woolmouth did not lack activity in the possession and dribbling columns, but without a shot those efforts remained detached from the one statistic that tends to trouble a goalkeeper. Chop's Har leave with six goals, while the xG figure suggests their finishing ran ahead of the chances on paper. On the night, the paper had to concede the point.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
Bruce Stephens
Scored three times, providing the clearest finishing edge in a six-goal performance.
Ahmed Mounir
Recorded two assists, including the pass for Stephens’ second goal.
John French
Set up two second-half goals and helped keep the scoring sequence moving.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
Bruce Stephens, unassisted on the log. Origin unknown; destination 1–0.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

