The report
Key Events:
- 3' Yellow card to Gritotton Town an unnamed player
- 12' Yellow card to Gritotton Town an unnamed player
- 23' Gritotton Town scores
- 27' Gritotton Town scores
- 45' Gritotton Town scores
- 45' Yellow card to Cheater Albion Philippe Robert
- 50' Gritotton Town scores
- 59' Yellow card to Cheater Albion Jorge Alvez
- 60' Gritotton Town scores
- 62' Gritotton Town scores
- 77' Yellow card to Gritotton Town an unnamed player
- 81' Yellow card to Cheater Albion Pedro Chagas
Gritotton Town’s dominance was reflected in their shot count—26 attempts to Cheater Albion’s mere 4—and their expected goals tally of 5.33 compared to Albion’s 0.86. Despite an even possession split, the visitors created high-quality chances, converting them with precision. Cheater Albion’s goalkeeper faced 18 shots on target, yet the home side’s defensive organization appeared to evaporate under pressure. The game’s key moments came early and often, with Gritotton’s players capitalizing on Albion’s defensive lapses while the hosts accumulated fouls and yellow cards, perhaps in frustration. The tactical story was clear: Gritotton’s attack was relentless, and Albion’s defense was unable to withstand the storm, leading to a rout that was as predictable as it was comprehensive.
The match’s final score of 0-6 does not fully encapsulate the tactical chaos and individual errors that defined the game. Gritotton’s high shot volume and conversion rate suggest a team that knew its strengths and exploited them ruthlessly. Meanwhile, Cheater Albion’s inability to generate meaningful chances and their defensive lapses, highlighted by their 18 saves needed, point to deeper issues in their setup. This result will likely prompt reflection on Albion’s defensive discipline, while Gritotton can take pride in their ruthless efficiency and disciplined pressing. The game was a reminder that in football, patience and precision often outweigh possession and volume.
No players from Cheater Albion reached a 7.0+ rating, reflecting their defensive struggles and limited attacking impact. Gritotton Town also did not feature standout performers in the top tier of ratings, but their collective effort was evident in their clinical finishing and disciplined pressing, which ultimately decided the game.
Match Statistics:
Possession: Cheater Albion 50% - Gritotton Town 50% Shots (On Target): Cheater Albion 4 (3) - Gritotton Town 26 (18) Corners: Cheater Albion 2 - Gritotton Town 3 Fouls: Cheater Albion 13 - Gritotton Town 8 Yellow Cards: Cheater Albion 3 - Gritotton Town 3 Red Cards: Cheater Albion 0 - Gritotton Town 0 Dribbles: Cheater Albion 16 - Gritotton Town 11 Pass Accuracy: Cheater Albion 84% - Gritotton Town 86%
The ratings desk
Standout performances
Shots (On Target): Cheater Albion 4
Gritotton Town 26 (18)
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
Brian Kennedy, unassisted on the log. Origin unknown; destination 0–1.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

