The report
Key Events:
- 16' Yellow card to Poth Ear Wanderers Allan Carroll
- 18' Stand and David Grant scores, assisted by Laurent Coulon
- 23' Stand and Tengiz Khatidze scores
- 23' Yellow card to Poth Ear Wanderers Zdravko Ivanišević
- 28' Yellow card to Stand and Guillaume Leroy
- 34' Stand and David Grant scores
- 38' Stand and Michael Brown scores, assisted by David Grant
- 41' Stand and Laurent Coulon scores, assisted by Colin Webb
- 44' Stand and Tengiz Khatidze scores
- 45' Yellow card to Stand and Colin Webb
- 54' Stand and David Grant scores, assisted by Tengiz Khatidze
- 55' Yellow card to Stand and Laurent Coulon
- 63' Stand and David Grant scores, assisted by Laurent Coulon
- 71' Stand and Colin Webb scores, assisted by Laurent Coulon
- 72' Yellow card to Poth Ear Wanderers Pedro Chagas
- 73' Stand and Guillaume Leroy scores, assisted by Laurent Coulon
- 79' Yellow card to Poth Ear Wanderers Jorge Alvez
Expected Goals (xG) Analysis: Stand and scored ten from 3.43 xG, a substantial overperformance even by the standards of a match that ended 10-0. Thirteen of their 14 shots were on target, and the volume of accurate attempts helps explain how the score grew so quickly, though the finishing still ran far ahead of the chance-quality estimate. Poth Ear Wanderers registered 0.01 xG and no shots, so their 55% possession and five corners brought no measurable threat to the scoreboard. The possession figures suggest the visitors had more of the ball, but Stand and made their attacks count with remarkable efficiency; control, here, was measured in goals rather than time on the ball.
- No standout performers (rating 7.0+) recorded for Poth Ear Wanderers.
Stand and's four-goal first-half burst established the shape of the afternoon, and the side added four more after the break to complete the 10-0 result. The scoring was shared across six players, while Laurent Coulon's four assists made him a steady source of supply as well as a scorer. The visitors did not lack possession or corners, but the absence of a shot left those measures with little practical use. Stand and finished with ten goals from 14 attempts; Poth Ear Wanderers finished with none from none. The numbers are tidy, if not especially subtle.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
David Grant
Scored four times and assisted Michael Brown, making the most of Stand and's chances.
Laurent Coulon
Scored once and supplied four assists, shaping the attack throughout.
Tengiz Khatidze
Scored twice and assisted David Grant.
Colin Webb
Added a goal and an assist in a productive contribution.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
A booking nearby, then David Grant for Stand and. Tension, then arithmetic.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

