Kirenham Villa 10 - 0 Immincassind

Key Events:

• 3' Kirenham Villa Levani Khachishvili scores, assisted by Moussa Sy
• 10' Kirenham Villa Moussa Sy scores, assisted by Marko Bilić
• 11' Kirenham Villa Moussa Sy scores
• 29' Kirenham Villa Levani Khachishvili scores, assisted by Husein Imširović
• 32' Yellow card to Immincassind Luis Pinto
• 35' Kirenham Villa Husein Imširović scores, assisted by Levani Khachishvili
• 40' Yellow card to Immincassind Bruno Rossi
• 47' Kirenham Villa Husein Imširović scores, assisted by Moussa Sy
• 52' Kirenham Villa Moussa Sy scores, assisted by Husein Imširović
• 59' Kirenham Villa Husein Imširović scores, assisted by Levani Khachishvili
• 62' Yellow card to Immincassind Lindomar Da Silva
• 68' Kirenham Villa Moussa Sy scores, assisted by John Hall
• 76' Kirenham Villa Benjamin Adams scores, assisted by Husein Imširović

Expected Goals (xG) Analysis: Kirenham Villa scored 10 from a Gazzetta chance-quality estimate of 4.51 xG, a substantial over-performance: the finishing was exceptionally clinical, and the final margin grew well beyond the chances’ estimated value. Immincassind registered 0.01 xG and no shots, so there was almost nothing for the visitors to convert. The shared 50% possession is a useful reminder that possession alone can describe where the ball was without explaining what anyone did with it. With 17 of Villa’s 19 shots on target, their attacking threat was persistent as well as precise.

The opening goal arrived after three minutes, and the next three followed before the half-hour mark. That early burst left Immincassind chasing a match that was already moving away from them; three yellow cards punctuated the afternoon, but did not interrupt Villa’s scoring. Villa then added five more goals after the interval, with Moussa Sy and Husein Imširović each completing a hat-trick. It was a commanding performance, not a close contest wearing an unusually large coat.