The report
Key Events:
- 12' Yellow card to Nord-on United Deoksu Rim
- 18' Bunteswornscom Harvey Couture scores
- 27' Yellow card to Bunteswornscom Andrew Stewart
- 32' Bunteswornscom Omar Gaye scores, assisted by Jacob Johansen
- 36' Yellow card to Nord-on United Philippe Guichard
- 54' Yellow card to Bunteswornscom Eric van der Meulen
- 59' Bunteswornscom Christian Mann scores, assisted by Harvey Couture
- 61' Yellow card to Nord-on United Per Jensen
- 66' Bunteswornscom Patrick Marino scores, assisted by Omar Gaye
- 68' Bunteswornscom Patrick Marino scores, assisted by Omar Gaye
- 74' Bunteswornscom Patrick Marino scores, assisted by Omar Gaye
- 79' Bunteswornscom Omar Gaye scores, assisted by Patrick Marino
- 84' Yellow card to Bunteswornscom Warren Hunter
Expected Goals (xG) Analysis: The Gazzetta chance-quality estimate put Bunteswornscom at 7.23 xG and Nord-on United at 0.56. The actual score, 7-0, was therefore close to the chance estimate on both sides: Bunteswornscom finished just below its projected total, while Nord-on United scored none from a modest return. The shot count gives the clearest tactical outline: 30 attempts to four, and 28 shots on target from the visitors. This was not a case of a side converting a handful of chances at improbable rates; Bunteswornscom created a large volume of dangerous attempts and kept making the opposition goalkeeper work. Nord-on United had 45% possession, but its four shots and single effort on target show how little that possession translated into a threat.
No Nord-on United player reached a recorded rating of 7.0 or higher.
For Nord-on United, the three yellow cards were spread across the match, but discipline was not the central problem: the larger difficulty was that the visitors kept reaching shooting positions. Bunteswornscom held only a modest possession advantage, 55% to 45%, yet its overwhelming lead in attempts suggests that control was measured less in keeping the ball and more in what happened when it moved forward. The visitors also had fewer fouls, while both sides recorded three yellow cards; the numbers describe an orderly enough contest on paper, alongside a decidedly less orderly afternoon for the hosts’ defensive workload.
The scoreline was settled in stages: an early lead, a second goal before half-time, then five more after the interval. Marino’s three goals in nine minutes sharply widened the margin, while Gaye’s second made the final figure seven. The 7-0 result was no narrow escape or curious statistical accident. It reflected a pronounced gulf in the volume and quality of chances, with Bunteswornscom turning its attacking pressure into a comprehensive win and Nord-on United left with one shot on target to show for its efforts.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
Omar Gaye*
Scored twice and supplied three assists, contributing directly to five of the seven goals.
Patrick Marino*
His three-goal run from 66' to 74' gave the match its most emphatic passage, and he later assisted Gaye.
Harvey Couture*
Opened the scoring and assisted Christian Mann’s goal after the break.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
A booking nearby, then Harvey Couture for Bunteswornscom. Tension, then arithmetic.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

