Stannorpe 0 - 11 Woodmools Town

Key Events:

• 10' Woodmools Town scores
• 22' Woodmools Town Justin O'Connor scores, assisted by Joohwan Yi
• 24' Yellow card to Woodmools Town an unnamed player
• 30' Yellow card to Woodmools Town an unnamed player
• 35' Woodmools Town Justin O'Connor scores, assisted by Joohwan Yi
• 44' Woodmools Town Heinrich Brandt scores
• 50' Woodmools Town scores, assisted by Heinrich Brandt
• 53' Woodmools Town Justin O'Connor scores
• 55' Woodmools Town scores, assisted by Heinrich Brandt
• 78' Woodmools Town scores, assisted by Justin O'Connor
• 80' Woodmools Town scores
• 82' Yellow card to Stannorpe Pedro Chagas
• 83' Woodmools Town Justin O'Connor scores
• 85' Yellow card to Woodmools Town an unnamed player
• 90' Woodmools Town Justin O'Connor scores, assisted by Heinrich Brandt

Expected Goals (xG) Analysis: Stannorpe registered 0.26 xG and scored none, a modest shortfall that reflects a match in which they found little threat in front of goal. Woodmools Town produced 4.12 xG but scored 11, an extraordinary over-performance of 6.88 goals. Their 18 shots and 15 on target show sustained attacking pressure; the finishing, however, ran well beyond what chance quality alone would normally predict. A 51–49 possession split suggests the visitors did not need to monopolise the ball to dominate the danger. Stannorpe had only one shot, leaving the contest less a battle for possession than a lesson in what can happen when one side repeatedly reaches the useful end of the pitch and converts at a remarkable rate.

• Pedro Chagas did not reach 7.0.
• Justin O'Connor (10.0) - Scored five goals and supplied one assist in a devastating individual display.
• Heinrich Brandt (8.3) - Scored once and assisted three goals, contributing repeatedly to the visitors’ scoring.
• Joohwan Yi (7.0) - Set up two goals, both for Justin O'Connor.

The scoreline was emphatic, but the underlying figures tell a more particular story: Woodmools Town had only a narrow possession advantage, yet created far more attempts and put most of them on target. Stannorpe did win the dribble count 11–9 and completed a slightly higher share of passes, but those measures offered little shelter from the gulf in shots. The visitors’ three yellow cards and Stannorpe’s one were minor entries in a match whose defining number was eleven. Woodmools Town leave with a record-breaking-feeling afternoon, though the xG gap is a reminder that such finishing is not an ordinary daily service.