The report
Key Events:
- 14' Noroughop's Hey Luca Colombo scores
- 27' Britch United Claus Blom scores, assisted by Edward Fox
- 38' Noroughop's Hey Luca Colombo scores, assisted by Saliou Sow
- 40' Noroughop's Hey Vladimir štimac scores, assisted by Luca Colombo
- 53' Noroughop's Hey Vladimir štimac scores, assisted by Luca Colombo
- 55' Britch United Mauricio Castro scores, assisted by Louis Laporte
Expected Goals (xG) Analysis
The Gazzetta chance-quality estimate put Noroughop's Hey at 4.13 xG and Britch United at 3.82. The hosts’ four goals came fractionally below their estimate, while the visitors’ two were well short of the chances their figure suggests they created. That gap helps explain a scoreline that was decisive without being a straightforward account of the attacking threat: Britch United got into promising positions and tested the goal often, but Noroughop's Hey converted more of its opportunities.
The shot count was close, 20-17, and both sides put 14 efforts on target. Noroughop's Hey had more of the ball, 60 per cent to 40, and passed with greater accuracy, 86 per cent to 77. Those numbers point to the hosts having more control of possession and a cleaner route through the game, but not to a match spent safely at arm’s length. The visitors’ xG and on-target tally show they remained a genuine attacking threat; the difference was in what each side made of its chances.
- No Britch United players reached a rating of 7.0 or higher.
For Noroughop's Hey, the important stretch came late in the first half and early in the second: Luca Colombo restored the lead at 38', and Vladimir štimac scored twice across the break to make the advantage substantial. Britch United replied quickly after the second of those goals, with Mauricio Castro scoring at 55', but could not turn its promising chance total into a closer finish. The final 4-2 was built on the hosts’ sharper finishing and Colombo’s extraordinary involvement, while the visitors left with evidence that they had threatened—and a scoreline that was less accommodating.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
Luca Colombo
Scored twice and assisted both of Vladimir štimac’s goals, supplying the decisive hand in all four of the hosts’ strikes.
Vladimir štimac
Scored twice, turning Luca Colombo’s service into a pair of goals.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
Luca Colombo, unassisted on the log. Origin unknown; destination 1–0.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

