Lon-Thorow 0 - 11 Chishorourpe

Key Events:

• 4' Chishorourpe Klaus Klein scores
• 5' Chishorourpe Zdravko Glavaš scores, assisted by Klaus Klein
• 7' Chishorourpe Zdravko Glavaš scores, assisted by Robert Lemieux
• 11' Chishorourpe Antonio Pardo scores
• 13' Chishorourpe Klaus Klein scores, assisted by Gerald George
• 25' Chishorourpe Zdravko Glavaš scores
• 36' Chishorourpe Zdravko Glavaš scores, assisted by Gerald George
• 40' Chishorourpe Zdravko Glavaš scores, assisted by Boris Halil
• 66' Chishorourpe Gerald George scores, assisted by Robert Lemieux
• 72' Chishorourpe Boris Halil scores
• 74' Chishorourpe Boris Halil scores, assisted by Zdravko Glavaš

Expected Goals (xG) Analysis: The Gazzetta chance-quality estimate put Chishorourpe at 5.36 xG and Lon-Thorow at 0.01. The actual score of 11-0 therefore means the visitors scored more than twice their expected total, while the hosts’ single sliver of expected threat produced no goal. That is substantial finishing over-performance, not merely a routine conversion of chances: Chishorourpe had 23 shots, with 20 on target, and repeatedly made its attacks count. The 52-48 possession split offers little hint of the scale of the result; possession was shared, but the shots and the scoreboard were not. Lon-Thorow recorded no shots, leaving its tiny xG figure as the sort of statistical foothold that is technically present and practically difficult to stand on.

The opening spell set the terms quickly: Chishorourpe scored four times inside the first 11 minutes, then added another before the 15th. Glavaš supplied the central force of the afternoon with five goals and an assist, while Klaus Klein and Boris Halil each scored twice. The visitors also had contributions from Gerald George, who scored once and assisted twice, and Robert Lemieux, whose two assists helped turn pressure into goals. With the score already 7-0 at half-time, the later strikes from George and Halil extended an already decisive margin rather than changing its nature. The numbers show that the match was not a contest of relentless possession: both sides had four corners, and Lon-Thorow even recorded more dribbles. But Chishorourpe made its attacks far more productive, and the 20 shots on target tell the plainest version of that story. Eleven goals from a match with 5.36 xG is an extraordinary return; the 0-11 result is authoritative regardless, and leaves little need for the arithmetic to embellish it.

• No Lon-Thorow player recorded a rating of 7.0 or higher.