The report
Key Events:
- 2' Burt-on Albion John Collins scores, assisted by Paulo Perez
- 6' Burt-on Albion Robert Gosselin scores
- 14' Burt-on Albion John Collins scores, assisted by Hugh Walsh
- 22' Burt-on Albion Bryan Allan scores, assisted by Hugh Walsh
- 26' Burt-on Albion John Collins scores
- 31' Burt-on Albion Bryan Allan scores, assisted by John Collins
- 33' Burt-on Albion Hugh Walsh scores, assisted by Robert Gosselin
- 34' Yellow card to Burt-on Albion Hugh Walsh
- 55' Burt-on Albion Robert Bonneau scores, assisted by Robert Gosselin
- 58' Burt-on Albion Robert Parry scores, assisted by Hugh Walsh
- 62' Burt-on Albion Robert Bonneau scores, assisted by Hugh Walsh
- 67' Burt-on Albion Robert Gosselin scores, assisted by John Collins
- 75' Yellow card to Burt-on Albion Bryan Allan
No Humbe Park player recorded a rating of 7.0 or higher.
The final 11-0 scoreline was authoritative in a way few match reports need to explain: Burt-on Albion led 7-0 by half-time, then scored four more without conceding. The visitors did have three corners and completed 12 dribbles, but neither figure came with a shot; football occasionally grants a team territory in small, decorative quantities. For Burt-on Albion, the match combined a dominant attacking display with finishing far beyond the xG forecast. For Humbe Park, the most telling figure remained zero shots, an obstacle no amount of possession arithmetic could dress up.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
John Collins
Scored three goals and supplied two assists, shaping the rout at both ends of the finishing sequence.
Robert Gosselin
Added two goals and two assists, remaining involved as the score continued to climb.
Hugh Walsh
Scored once, assisted four goals and received a yellow card; a productive afternoon with one administrative footnote.
Robert Bonneau
Scored twice after the break to help keep the second-half tally moving.
Bryan Allan
Scored twice and collected a yellow card in a busy performance.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
Paulo Perez to John Collins. The event log names a helper; it does not name a body part.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison