The report
The Gazzetta chance-quality estimate put Sith Park at 0.01 xG and Padle United at 2.79. The scoreline therefore represents a substantial over-performance by Padle United against its expected goals, while Sith Park’s lone fraction of xG became no goal at all. Padle United had 14 shots, nine on target, and converted five; Sith Park managed none. The visitors did not need to dominate possession to generate the match’s meaningful threat, and their finishing turned a strong attacking return into a five-goal margin.
The 54–46 possession split and six corners apiece offered little hint of the final gap; the shots did. Padle United’s goals came in two bursts, first in the 20th and 22nd minutes, then three times after the hour. Sith Park kept the ball more often, but never found a shot, while Padle United paired its finishing with 13 tackles to the hosts’ seven. The visitors’ two yellow cards were a small blemish on a performance whose central fact was the one-sided score.
Key Events:
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20' Padle United Yahaya Kalu scores, assisted by Miguel Silva
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22' Padle United Miguel Silva scores
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35' Yellow card to Padle United Wilbert van Eck
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57' Yellow card to Padle United Nicholas Brown
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61' Padle United Karim Mohmed scores, assisted by Miguel Silva
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66' Padle United Wilbert van Eck scores, assisted by Miguel Silva
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75' Padle United Karim Mohmed scores, assisted by Yahaya Kalu
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No standout performers rated 7.0 or higher for Sith Park.
The ratings desk
Standout performances
Miguel Silva
Scored once and supplied three assists, contributing directly to four of Padle United’s five goals.
Karim Mohmed
Scored twice to give the visitors two further finishes after the break.
Yahaya Kalu
Opened the scoring and later assisted Karim Mohmed’s second goal.
Match Centre
Shot Breakdown
Miguel Silva to Yahaya Kalu. The event log names a helper; it does not name a body part.
Gazzetta reconstruction from match events — not pitch tracking.
Key Moments
Team Comparison

