Season Review · October 6, 2026
Worpinslempton: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Worpinslempton finished Season 23 in 8th position in Division 8, collecting 29 points from a record of eight wins, five draws and nine losses. The campaign’s own unique story, as the season’s fun fact puts it, is reflected in those numbers.
Gary's mark
5/5
Below Average
Finished
8th
Points
29
Record
8-5-9
GD
-6
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
8th
Points
29
Win Rate
36%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-5-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Vladimir Gašparić
RAM
10 contributions
Top scorer
Vladimir Gašparić
RAM
7 goals
Top assists
Friedrich Unger
RAM
5 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 29
- P38
- Scoring
- 45
- P75
- Defence
- 51
- P21
- Clean sheets
- 2
- P8
- Goal difference
- -6
- P38
5/5
Season mark
Below Average
Campaign Record
8-5-9
Wins
8
36%
Draws
5
23%
Losses
9
41%
Attack · Defence
-6 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Worpinslempton finishedSeason 23in8th positionin Division 8, collecting 29 points from a record of eight wins, five draws and nine losses. The campaign’s own unique story, as the season’s fun fact puts it, is reflected in those numbers.
The club scored 45 goals and conceded 51, finishing with a goal difference of -6. Those figures provide a concise statistical picture of Worpinslempton’s Season 23.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished8thin Division 8.
- Recorded8 winsand5 draws.
- Scored45 goalsover the season.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Worpinslempton finished with nine losses and a goal difference of -6, after scoring 45 goals and conceding 51. The club’s final tally was 29 points and 8th position in Division 8.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Worpinslempton’s Season 23 ended with an 8th-place finish and 29 points, built on eight wins and five draws alongside nine losses. The club scored 45 goals, conceded 51 and recorded a -6 goal difference.