Season Review · October 6, 2026
Uptott Albion: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Uptott Albion’s Season 23 in Division 5 ended with a 10th-place finish and 9 points. The campaign’s record was two wins, three draws and 17 losses, with the club scoring eight goals and conceding 89.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor
Finished
10th
Points
9
Record
2-3-17
GD
-81
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
10th
Points
9
Win Rate
9%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-1-2-1-2-WB
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Pedro Chagas
AM
6 contributions
Top scorer
Pedro Chagas
AM
5 goals
Top assists
Nilson Pires
LCF
2 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 9
- P21
- Scoring
- 8
- P21
- Defence
- 89
- P17
- Clean sheets
- 1
- P17
- Goal difference
- -81
- P25
5/5
Season mark
Poor
Campaign Record
2-3-17
Wins
2
9%
Draws
3
14%
Losses
17
77%
Attack · Defence
-81 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Uptott Albion’sSeason 23in Division 5 ended with a 10th-place finish and 9 points. The campaign’s record was two wins, three draws and 17 losses, with the club scoring eight goals and conceding 89.
The supplied fun fact captures a defining figure of the season: a goal difference of -81, reflecting defensive struggles throughout the campaign. It was a difficult run of results, and the season’s header frames it as one to learn from and improve.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished 10th in Division 5.
- Recorded two wins and three draws.
- Scored eight goals across the season.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
The supplied record shows two wins, three draws and 17 losses, alongside eight goals for and 89 against. Uptott Albion finished with a -81 goal difference and nine points in 10th place. These figures mark the areas that shaped the club’s difficult Season 23.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Uptott Albion’s Season 23 ended in 10th place with nine points, after two wins, three draws and 17 losses. Eight goals scored and 89 conceded left the club with a -81 goal difference. It was a challenging campaign, as the descriptive header puts it: a season to learn from and improve.