Season Review · October 6, 2026
Uptock Park: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Uptock Park’s Season 23 in Division 2 finished with 17 points and an eighth-place position. The campaign record was five wins, two draws and 15 losses.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor
Finished
8th
Points
17
Record
5-2-15
GD
-40
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
8th
Points
17
Win Rate
23%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-3-3-D
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Laurent Coulon
RW
9 contributions
Top scorer
Michael Brown
CF
4 goals
Top assists
Laurent Coulon
RW
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 17
- P38
- Scoring
- 25
- P38
- Defence
- 65
- P46
- Clean sheets
- 3
- P33
- Goal difference
- -40
- P46
5/5
Season mark
Poor
Campaign Record
5-2-15
Wins
5
23%
Draws
2
9%
Losses
15
68%
Attack · Defence
-40 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Uptock Park’sSeason 23in Division 2 finished with 17 points and an eighth-place position. The campaign record was five wins, two draws and 15 losses.
The season’s goal difference of -40 reflected the defensive struggles noted in the supplied fun fact. Uptock Park scored 25 goals and conceded 65, leaving clear numbers to assess as the club looks back onSeason 23.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished eighth in Division 2.
- Scored 25 goals across the season.
- Recorded five wins and two draws.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Uptock Park’s record included 15 losses, alongside five wins and two draws. The side scored 25 goals and conceded 65, resulting in a -40 goal difference and 17 points. Those figures define the areas the club will want to improve on after finishing eighth.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Season 23was a difficult campaign for Uptock Park, ending in eighth place with 17 points. The club recorded five wins and two draws, while 15 losses and a -40 goal difference underline the scale of the challenge. The season’s figures—25 goals scored and 65 conceded—provide a clear basis for assessing what needs to improve.