Season Review · October 6, 2026
Towsburmord: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Towsburmord finished Season 23 in ninth place in Division 8, recording five wins, eight draws and nine losses for 23 points. The campaign produced 32 goals for and 50 against, leaving a goal difference of −18.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor
Finished
9th
Points
23
Record
5-8-9
GD
-18
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
9th
Points
23
Win Rate
23%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-5-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Willi Schneider
LAM
12 contributions
Top scorer
Philippe Robert
RAM
10 goals
Top assists
Willi Schneider
LAM
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 23
- P29
- Scoring
- 32
- P33
- Defence
- 50
- P21
- Clean sheets
- 4
- P33
- Goal difference
- -18
- P29
5/5
Season mark
Poor
Campaign Record
5-8-9
Wins
5
23%
Draws
8
36%
Losses
9
41%
Attack · Defence
-18 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Towsburmord finishedSeason 23in ninth place in Division 8, recording five wins, eight draws and nine losses for 23 points. The campaign produced 32 goals for and 50 against, leaving a goal difference of −18.
The season’s supplied fun fact captures its character:“A season of football with its own unique story.”In the numbers, Towsburmord’s eight draws sit alongside five wins and nine defeats in a 22-match league record.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished9thin Division 8.
- Recordedeight draws.
- Scored32 goalsacross the season.
- Collected23 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Towsburmord’s record of five wins, eight draws and nine losses yielded 23 points and ninth place. The team scored 32 goals and conceded 50, for a goal difference of −18. Those figures mark the areas of the league record that defined the season.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Towsburmord’s Season 23 ended with a ninth-place finish and 23 points, built from five wins, eight draws and nine losses. The team scored 32 goals, while its 50 conceded left a goal difference of −18. These results define a season with room to improve its points return and overall goal difference.