Season Review · October 6, 2026
Thot United: Mid-table finish - A steady Division 1 campaign
Thot United’s Season 23 in Division 1 finished with the club in 12th place, recording one win, no draws and 21 losses for three points. The season’s defining figure was a goal difference of -105—the supplied fun fact points to defensive struggles throughout the campaign.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor
Finished
12th
Points
3
Record
1-0-21
GD
-105
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
12th
Points
3
Win Rate
5%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-1-4-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Michel Lemoine
RCM
4 contributions
Top scorer
Michel Lemoine
RCM
3 goals
Top assists
Michel Lemoine
RCM
1 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 3
- P8
- Scoring
- 7
- P13
- Defence
- 112
- P4
- Clean sheets
- 0
- P8
- Goal difference
- -105
- P4
5/5
Season mark
Poor
Campaign Record
1-0-21
Wins
1
5%
Draws
0
0%
Losses
21
95%
Attack · Defence
-105 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Thot United’sSeason 23in Division 1 finished with the club in 12th place, recording one win, no draws and 21 losses for three points. The season’s defining figure was a goal difference of-105—the supplied fun fact points to defensive struggles throughout the campaign.
The numbers underline the challenge: Thot United scored seven goals and conceded 112. With no verified player performance totals available, the season review rests on the team record.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Recorded one win in Division 1.
- Finished the season in 12th place.
- Scored seven goals across the campaign.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Thot United’s record shows one win, no draws and 21 losses, with three points from the season. The club scored seven goals and conceded 112, resulting in a goal difference of -105. These figures define the areas where the season’s results fell short, without pointing beyond the supplied record.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Thot United’s Season 23 ended in 12th place with three points. The campaign’s record—one win, 21 losses, seven goals scored and 112 conceded—produced a goal difference of -105. The supplied figures make the scale of the season’s difficulties clear, while verified player performance totals remain unavailable.