Season Review · October 6, 2026
Somwick Town: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Somwick Town finished Season 23 in sixth place in Division 8, collecting 32 points from 22 matches. Their record was nine wins, five draws and eight losses.
Gary's mark
5/5
Average
Finished
6th
Points
32
Record
9-5-8
GD
-2
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
6th
Points
32
Win Rate
41%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-3-3-D
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Philippe Robert
LW
14 contributions
Top scorer
Philippe Robert
LW
8 goals
Top assists
Philippe Robert
LW
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 32
- P58
- Scoring
- 29
- P54
- Defence
- 31
- P71
- Clean sheets
- 6
- P71
- Goal difference
- -2
- P63
5/5
Season mark
Average
Campaign Record
9-5-8
Wins
9
41%
Draws
5
23%
Losses
8
36%
Attack · Defence
-2 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Somwick Town finishedSeason 23in sixth place in Division 8, collecting 32 points from 22 matches. Their record was nine wins, five draws and eight losses.
The numbers tell“A season of football with its own unique story”: Somwick Town scored 29 goals and conceded 31, ending the season with a goal difference of -2.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished6thin Division 8.
- Recorded9 winsand5 draws.
- Scored29 goalsacross the season.
- Earned32 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Somwick Town’s record included eight losses, while they conceded 31 goals and finished with a -2 goal difference. Their 32-point total came from nine wins and five draws across the season.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Somwick Town endedSeason 23in sixth place, with nine wins, five draws and eight losses producing 32 points. They scored 29 goals and conceded 31, finishing with a -2 goal difference. The season’s figures offer a clear summary of the campaign, while verified player performance totals are unavailable.