Season Review · October 6, 2026
Sod Hea Town: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Sod Hea Town’s Season 23 ended with 11 points from 22 matches: two wins, five draws and 15 losses. The club finished 11th in Division 6, scoring 13 goals and conceding 62.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor — ★☆☆☆☆
Finished
11th
Points
11
Record
2-5-15
GD
-49
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
11th
Points
11
Win Rate
9%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-2-3-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Gabriel Garcia
AM
5 contributions
Top scorer
Gabriel Garcia
AM
3 goals
Top assists
Gabriel Garcia
AM
2 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 11
- P13
- Scoring
- 13
- P13
- Defence
- 62
- P21
- Clean sheets
- 3
- P17
- Goal difference
- -49
- P21
5/5
Season mark
Poor — ★☆☆☆☆
Campaign Record
2-5-15
Wins
2
9%
Draws
5
23%
Losses
15
68%
Attack · Defence
-49 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Sod Hea Town’sSeason 23ended with 11 points from 22 matches: two wins, five draws and 15 losses. The club finished 11th in Division 6, scoring 13 goals and conceding 62.
The supplied fun fact captures the campaign’s defining figure: a goal difference of-49, reflecting defensive struggles throughout the season. It was a difficult season for Sod Hea Town, and the final record makes clear why the campaign is described as one to learn from and improve.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Recordedtwo winsinSeason 23.
- Earnedfive draws.
- Finished11thwith11 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Sod Hea Town finished 11th with two wins, five draws and 15 losses, collecting 11 points. The side scored 13 goals and conceded 62, for a goal difference of -49. Those supplied figures underline the scale of the challenge facing the club afterSeason 23.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Sod Hea Town’sSeason 23was a difficult campaign, ending 11th on 11 points after two wins, five draws and 15 losses. The club scored 13 goals and conceded 62, finishing with a -49 goal difference. The season’s record provides a clear benchmark for improvement.