Season Review · October 6, 2026
Rocket Haw: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Rocket Haw’s Season 23 in Division 6, League 8, proved a difficult campaign. The club finished 10th with 12 points, recording four wins and 18 losses, with no draws.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor — ★★☆☆☆
Finished
10th
Points
12
Record
4-0-18
GD
-32
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
10th
Points
12
Win Rate
18%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
5-2-3
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Poul Jensen
RCM
7 contributions
Top scorer
Desmond Hughes
CF
4 goals
Top assists
Poul Jensen
RCM
4 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 12
- P21
- Scoring
- 33
- P38
- Defence
- 65
- P38
- Clean sheets
- 2
- P21
- Goal difference
- -32
- P38
5/5
Season mark
Poor — ★★☆☆☆
Campaign Record
4-0-18
Wins
4
18%
Draws
0
0%
Losses
18
82%
Attack · Defence
-32 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Rocket Haw’sSeason 23in Division 6, League 8, proved a difficult campaign. The club finished 10th with 12 points, recording four wins and 18 losses, with no draws.
The season’s defining statistic was a goal difference of -32, reflected in the fun fact:“Goal difference of -32 - defensive struggles throughout the season.”Rocket Haw scored 33 goals and conceded 65, leaving clear room to improve on both sides of the goals tally.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 33 goals acrossSeason 23.
- Recorded four wins.
- Finished 10th in Division 6, League 8.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Rocket Haw’s record of four wins, no draws and 18 losses points to a challenging season overall. The club scored 33 goals and conceded 65, producing a -32 goal difference and 12 points. Those results provide the clearest measures of the areas to improve.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Rocket Haw endedSeason 23in 10th place with four wins and 12 points. The side scored 33 goals, but conceded 65, finishing with a -32 goal difference. The season’s figures underline the scale of the challenge ahead and offer a straightforward benchmark for improvement.