Season Review · September 8, 2026
Regisham United: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Regisham United's Season 22 was a challenging campaign in Division 8, finishing in 9th place with a total of 26 points. The team secured 8 wins, drew 2 matches, and suffered 12 losses. The season's fun fact highlights a goal difference of -26, reflecting defensive struggles that hampered their overall performance. Despite some bright moments, the team found it difficult to maintain consistency at the back, which ultimately impacted their league standing.
Finished
9th
Points
26
Record
8-2-12
GD
-26
Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
9th
Points
26
Win Rate
36%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
5-2-3
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Philippe Robert
LW
16 contributions
Top scorer
Nilson Pires
CF
10 goals
Top assists
Philippe Robert
LW
11 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 26
- P29
- Scoring
- 31
- P21
- Defence
- 57
- P25
- Clean sheets
- 6
- P75
- Goal difference
- -26
- P29
Campaign Record
8-2-12
Wins
8
36%
Draws
2
9%
Losses
12
55%
Attack · Defence
-26 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
Filed by
Gary Nano
Regisham United's Season 22 was a challenging campaign in Division 8, finishing in 9th place with a total of 26 points. The team secured 8 wins, drew 2 matches, and suffered 12 losses. The season's fun fact highlights a goal difference of -26, reflecting defensive struggles that hampered their overall performance. Despite some bright moments, the team found it difficult to maintain consistency at the back, which ultimately impacted their league standing.
Throughout the season, Regisham United showed resilience but lacked the defensive solidity needed to climb higher in the table. The squad's offensive output was modest, with 31 goals scored, and conceding 57 goals underscored the defensive issues that persisted across the campaign.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 31 goals across the season
- Achieved 2 draws, showing some resilience in tight matches
- Secured 8 wins despite defensive challenges
- Finished 9th in Division 8, a mid-table position reflecting their struggles
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
The primary area for improvement lies in defensive organization and consistency, as evidenced by the -26 goal difference. Strengthening the backline and reducing goals conceded would significantly enhance the team's competitiveness and results in future seasons.
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Regisham United's Season 22 was marked by defensive struggles and a mid-table finish. While the team showed some attacking promise with 31 goals, their defensive frailties led to a negative goal difference and a lower league position. Moving forward, focusing on defensive stability and consistency will be crucial to climbing the division and achieving better results. The season highlighted the need for strategic adjustments to turn narrow losses into points and improve overall performance.