Season Review · October 6, 2026
Paincar United: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Paincar United’s Season 23 in Division 8 finished with 18 points from 22 matches: five wins, three draws and 14 losses. The campaign’s numbers tell a challenging story, with 21 goals scored and 47 conceded.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor — ★★☆☆☆
Finished
11th
Points
18
Record
5-3-14
GD
-26
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
11th
Points
18
Win Rate
23%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-2-3-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Julio Cortes
CF
7 contributions
Top scorer
Julio Cortes
CF
6 goals
Top assists
Eric Moreau
LW
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 18
- P13
- Scoring
- 21
- P17
- Defence
- 47
- P21
- Clean sheets
- 2
- P4
- Goal difference
- -26
- P4
5/5
Season mark
Poor — ★★☆☆☆
Campaign Record
5-3-14
Wins
5
23%
Draws
3
14%
Losses
14
64%
Attack · Defence
-26 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Paincar United’sSeason 23in Division 8 finished with 18 points from 22 matches: five wins, three draws and 14 losses. The campaign’s numbers tell a challenging story, with 21 goals scored and 47 conceded.
The season’s defining figure was a goal difference of-26, reflecting the defensive struggles noted in the supplied season facts. Paincar United finished 11th.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 21 goals across the season.
- Recorded five wins and three draws.
- Finished the campaign with 18 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Paincar United’s record of five wins, three draws and 14 losses, alongside 21 goals for and 47 against, resulted in a goal difference of -26 and 18 points. The club finished 11th.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Paincar United’sSeason 23ended in 11th place with 18 points. Five wins and three draws were set against 14 losses, while the figures of 21 goals scored and 47 conceded left the club with a -26 goal difference.