
Season Review · October 6, 2026
Newkettle Wednesday: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Newkettle Wednesday’s Season 23 ended with a difficult league record: 22 losses, no wins or draws, and no points. The club scored four goals and conceded 124, finishing with a goal difference of -120.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor
Finished
12th
Points
0
Record
0-0-22
GD
-120

Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
12th
Points
0
Win Rate
0%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
3-4-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Frank Bos
LF
1 contributions
Top scorer
Frank Bos
LF
1 goals
Top assists
Khadim Diakhate
RM
1 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 0
- P4
- Scoring
- 4
- P4
- Defence
- 124
- P4
- Clean sheets
- 0
- P4
- Goal difference
- -120
- P4
5/5
Season mark
Poor
Campaign Record
0-0-22
Wins
0
0%
Draws
0
0%
Losses
22
100%
Attack · Defence
-120 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Newkettle Wednesday’sSeason 23ended with a difficult league record: 22 losses, no wins or draws, and no points. The club scored four goals and conceded 124, finishing with a goal difference of -120.
That -120 goal difference is the season’s defining fact, reflecting the defensive struggles noted in the supplied record. The campaign offers a clear measure of the challenge ahead as the club looks to improve.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished12thin Division 6, League 4.
- Scored4 goalsacross the season.
- Recorded0 wins, 0 draws and 22 losses.
- The supplied fun fact: a-120 goal difference, with defensive struggles throughout the season.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
The supplied results point to clear areas for improvement: Newkettle Wednesday recorded no wins or draws, conceded 124 goals, and finished with a goal difference of -120 and zero points. The team scored four goals and ended the season 12th.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Newkettle Wednesday’sSeason 23was a challenging campaign, ending 12th with 0 points from 22 losses. The season record shows four goals scored and 124 conceded, producing a -120 goal difference. Those results provide a straightforward benchmark for improvement in the seasons ahead.
