
Season Review · September 8, 2026
Darnhiell: Mixed fortunes - Ups and downs in an unpredictable season
Darnhiell's Season 22 was a rollercoaster of performances, marked by moments of promise and periods of inconsistency. Finishing in 8th place in Division 5, league 15, the team accumulated a total of 10 wins, 4 draws, and 8 losses. The season's fun fact highlights a positive goal difference of +14, with 48 goals scored and 34 conceded, indicating that the team was capable of both offensive success and defensive resilience. This season was characterized by fluctuating results, making it a challenging yet intriguing campaign for Darnhiell.
Gary's mark
3/5
Season Review
Finished
8th
Points
34
Record
10-4-8
GD
+14

Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
8th
Points
34
Win Rate
45%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-2-3-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Salah Hassan
CF
11 contributions
Top scorer
Salah Hassan
CF
8 goals
Top assists
Javier Ramirez
AM
4 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 34
- P38
- Scoring
- 48
- P38
- Defence
- 34
- P46
- Clean sheets
- 9
- P50
- Goal difference
- +14
- P38
3/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
10-4-8
Wins
10
45%
Draws
4
18%
Losses
8
36%
Attack · Defence
+14 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
Filed by
Gary Nano
Darnhiell's Season 22 was a rollercoaster of performances, marked by moments of promise and periods of inconsistency. Finishing in 8th place in Division 5, league 15, the team accumulated a total of 10 wins, 4 draws, and 8 losses. The season's fun fact highlights a positive goal difference of +14, with 48 goals scored and 34 conceded, indicating that the team was capable of both offensive success and defensive resilience. This season was characterized by fluctuating results, making it a challenging yet intriguing campaign for Darnhiell.
Despite the ups and downs, the club demonstrated an ability to find the net regularly, contributing to an overall balanced record. The season's unpredictable nature kept fans engaged, as the team showed flashes of quality but also faced moments of inconsistency that prevented a higher league finish.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 48 goals, showcasing offensive potential
- Maintained a solid defensive record with only 34 goals conceded
- Achieved a positive goal difference of +14
- Secured 10 wins and 4 draws in a competitive division
- Finished 8th in league standings, reflecting a mid-table position
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
While the team showed resilience and offensive capability, the season's mixed results suggest a need for greater consistency. Addressing the factors that led to the 8 losses and converting some of the draws into wins could elevate the team’s league standing. Improving match stability and maintaining momentum throughout the season would be key areas to focus on moving forward.
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Darnhiell's Season 22 was a campaign of mixed fortunes, with notable offensive output and a positive goal difference highlighting the team's attacking and defensive balance. However, the inconsistency in results and the mid-table finish indicate room for growth. Strengths include goal-scoring ability and defensive solidity, while areas for improvement involve consistency and converting draws into wins to climb higher in the standings. Overall, a season that laid a solid foundation for future progress.
