Season Review · August 5, 2026
Thot United: Mid-table finish - A steady Division 1 campaign
Thot United finished 12th in Division 1, League 1 in Season 21. Their 22-match record was 1 win, 3 draws and 18 losses, producing 6 points.
Gary's mark
2/5
Difficult
Finished
12th
Points
6
Record
1-3-18
GD
-91
Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
12th
Points
6
Win Rate
5%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-2-3-1-N
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Nilson Pires
CF
5 contributions
Top scorer
Nilson Pires
CF
3 goals
Top assists
Nilson Pires
CF
2 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 6
- P4
- Scoring
- 8
- P4
- Defence
- 99
- P4
- Clean sheets
- 2
- P17
- Goal difference
- -91
- P4
2/5
Season mark
Difficult
Campaign Record
1-3-18
Wins
1
5%
Draws
3
14%
Losses
18
82%
Attack · Defence
-91 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Thot United finished 12th in Division 1, League 1 in Season 21. Their 22-match record was 1 win, 3 draws and 18 losses, producing 6 points.
They scored 8 goals and conceded 99, for a goal difference of -91.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished 12th with 6 points
- Recorded 1 wins from 22 matches
- Scored 8 goals
- Conceded 99 goals
- Ended with a -91 goal difference
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
The record includes 18 losses and 99 goals conceded. Those are the clearest season totals available for measuring improvement.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Thot United completed Season 21 in 12th place with 6 points and a -91 goal difference. The final table and match record provide the factual measure of their campaign.