Season Review · October 6, 2026
Lowsbouth: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Lowsbouth’s Season 23 was, as the season’s own fun fact puts it, “a season of football with its own unique story.” The numbers show a sixth-place finish in Division 8: 9 wins, 5 draws and 8 losses, for a total of 32 points.
Gary's mark
5/5
Average — ★★★☆☆
Finished
6th
Points
32
Record
9-5-8
GD
-2
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
6th
Points
32
Win Rate
41%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-2-3-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Nilson Pires
CF
10 contributions
Top scorer
Nilson Pires
CF
8 goals
Top assists
Michel Lemoine
RCM
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 32
- P54
- Scoring
- 26
- P13
- Defence
- 28
- P79
- Clean sheets
- 6
- P75
- Goal difference
- -2
- P58
5/5
Season mark
Average — ★★★☆☆
Campaign Record
9-5-8
Wins
9
41%
Draws
5
23%
Losses
8
36%
Attack · Defence
-2 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Lowsbouth’sSeason 23was, as the season’s own fun fact puts it, “a season of football with its own unique story.” The numbers show a sixth-place finish in Division 8: 9 wins, 5 draws and 8 losses, for a total of 32 points.
Lowsbouth scored 26 goals and conceded 28, ending the season with a goal difference of -2. Those figures frame a campaign with a narrow negative goal difference and a record of 22 league matches played.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished6thin Division 8.
- Recorded9 winsand5 draws.
- Scored26 goalsacross the season.
- Collected32 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Lowsbouth finished with 8 losses and a goal difference of -2, having scored 26 goals and conceded 28. Those results are the clearest areas for improvement in the season’s record.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Lowsbouth endedSeason 23in sixth place with 32 points, built on 9 wins and 5 draws. The season’s figures also show 8 losses and a -2 goal difference, with 26 goals scored and 28 conceded: a concise picture of the campaign’s results and the margins to address.