Season Review · October 6, 2026
Kirkhapley: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Kirkhapley’s Season 23 in Division 5, League 2 finished with the club in 11th place. The record was two wins, one draw and 19 losses, for a total of seven points.
Gary's mark
5/5
⭐☆☆☆☆ — Poor
Finished
11th
Points
7
Record
2-1-19
GD
-69
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
11th
Points
7
Win Rate
9%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-3-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Philippe Robert
RF
4 contributions
Top scorer
Philippe Robert
RF
4 goals
Top assists
Phillip Lewis
LB
2 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 7
- P13
- Scoring
- 9
- P13
- Defence
- 78
- P29
- Clean sheets
- 1
- P17
- Goal difference
- -69
- P21
5/5
Season mark
⭐☆☆☆☆ — Poor
Campaign Record
2-1-19
Wins
2
9%
Draws
1
5%
Losses
19
86%
Attack · Defence
-69 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Kirkhapley’sSeason 23in Division 5, League 2 finished with the club in 11th place. The record was two wins, one draw and 19 losses, for a total of seven points.
The supplied fun fact captures the scale of the challenge: Kirkhapley recorded a goal difference of-69, with 78 goals against and nine scored. It was a difficult campaign, reflected in the season’s “Poor” rating.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished11thin Division 5, League 2.
- Recordedtwo wins and one draw.
- Scorednine goalsacross the season.
- The final goal difference was-69.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Kirkhapley’s record of two wins, one draw and 19 losses, alongside seven points and an 11th-place finish, shows the scale of the results challenge. The team scored nine goals and conceded 78, ending with a goal difference of -69.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Kirkhapley’sSeason 23concluded in 11th place with seven points. The record—two wins, one draw and 19 losses—along with nine goals for, 78 against and a -69 goal difference, reflects a season with substantial room for improvement.