Season Review · September 8, 2026
Kettinstraun: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Kettinstraun's Season 22 was a challenging campaign in Division 8, finishing 11th out of the league. The team struggled to find consistency, managing only 3 wins, 3 draws, and suffering 16 losses. The season's fun fact highlights a significant defensive issue, with a goal difference of -42, reflecting ongoing defensive struggles throughout the year. Despite their efforts, the team found it difficult to contain opponents, leading to a high number of goals conceded and a tough points tally of just 12.
Gary's mark
1/5
Season Review
Finished
11th
Points
12
Record
3-3-16
GD
-42
Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
11th
Points
12
Win Rate
14%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
3-4-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Willi Schneider
LF
9 contributions
Top scorer
Willi Schneider
LF
8 goals
Top assists
Nilson Pires
CF
4 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 12
- P13
- Scoring
- 21
- P13
- Defence
- 63
- P4
- Clean sheets
- 1
- P4
- Goal difference
- -42
- P8
1/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
3-3-16
Wins
3
14%
Draws
3
14%
Losses
16
73%
Attack · Defence
-42 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
Filed by
Gary Nano
Kettinstraun's Season 22 was a challenging campaign in Division 8, finishing 11th out of the league. The team struggled to find consistency, managing only 3 wins, 3 draws, and suffering 16 losses. The season's fun fact highlights a significant defensive issue, with a goal difference of -42, reflecting ongoing defensive struggles throughout the year. Despite their efforts, the team found it difficult to contain opponents, leading to a high number of goals conceded and a tough points tally of just 12.
This season was marked by a need for defensive solidity and better goal-scoring efficiency. With limited verified player performance totals available, it’s clear that the team’s overall output was below expectations, and the season's results underline the importance of strategic adjustments moving forward.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Managed to secure 3 wins
- Achieved 3 draws
- Faced 16 losses throughout the season
- Total goals scored: 21
- Total goals conceded: 63
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
Kettinstraun's season was marred by defensive vulnerabilities and a lack of offensive firepower. The team conceded 63 goals while scoring only 21, resulting in a goal difference of -42. Improving defensive organization and increasing goal-scoring efficiency are crucial steps to climb the league table in future campaigns.
Season Rating:Poor
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Kettinstraun’s Season 22 was a difficult journey, with a final position of 11th and a season marked by defensive struggles. The team’s main strengths lie in their resilience to some extent, but the significant goal difference and low points total highlight the need for strategic improvements. Focusing on defensive stability and offensive productivity will be key to turning around their fortunes in the next season.