Season Review · October 6, 2026
Holes United: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Holes United finished Season 23 in ninth place in Division 8, recording 7 wins, 3 draws and 12 losses for a total of 24 points. The campaign’s defining figures included 26 goals scored and 40 conceded, leaving a goal difference of -14.
Gary's mark
5/5
Below Average — ★★☆☆☆
Finished
9th
Points
24
Record
7-3-12
GD
-14
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
9th
Points
24
Win Rate
32%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-2-3-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Julio Cortes
CF
8 contributions
Top scorer
Julio Cortes
CF
7 goals
Top assists
Eric Moreau
LW
4 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 24
- P33
- Scoring
- 26
- P46
- Defence
- 40
- P29
- Clean sheets
- 4
- P21
- Goal difference
- -14
- P21
5/5
Season mark
Below Average — ★★☆☆☆
Campaign Record
7-3-12
Wins
7
32%
Draws
3
14%
Losses
12
55%
Attack · Defence
-14 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Holes United finishedSeason 23in ninth place in Division 8, recording 7 wins, 3 draws and 12 losses for a total of 24 points. The campaign’s defining figures included 26 goals scored and 40 conceded, leaving a goal difference of -14.
As the supplied fun fact puts it, it was “a season of football with its own unique story.” The numbers tell part of that story: 22 matches played, with the results adding up to a ninth-place finish.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored26 goalsacross the season.
- Finishedninthin Division 8 with24 points.
- Recordedthree drawsalongside seven wins.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Holes United recorded 7 wins and 3 draws against 12 losses, finishing ninth with 24 points. The side scored 26 goals and conceded 40, resulting in a -14 goal difference. Those figures outline the season’s results without requiring any further assumptions.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Holes United’s Season 23 ended with a ninth-place finish in Division 8 and 24 points from 7 wins, 3 draws and 12 losses. The team scored 26 goals, conceded 40 and finished with a -14 goal difference. These figures provide a clear summary of the campaign and its overall record.