
Season Review · September 8, 2026
Heyworkby Argyle: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Heyworkby Argyle's Season 22 was a campaign marked by resilience and steady effort. Finishing in 5th place in Division 8, the team accumulated 32 points from 9 wins, 5 draws, and 8 losses. The season's fun fact? It was truly a season of football with its own unique story, highlighting the unpredictable and engaging nature of the league. Despite some challenges, the team showed determination and fought hard across the campaign.
Gary's mark
5/5
Season Review
Finished
5th
Points
32
Record
9-5-8
GD
-11

Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
5th
Points
32
Win Rate
41%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
3-4-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
John Bailey
AM
11 contributions
Top scorer
John Bailey
AM
8 goals
Top assists
Eckhard Köhler
LM
5 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 32
- P63
- Scoring
- 28
- P42
- Defence
- 39
- P58
- Clean sheets
- 6
- P71
- Goal difference
- -11
- P46
5/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
9-5-8
Wins
9
41%
Draws
5
23%
Losses
8
36%
Attack · Defence
-11 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
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Gary Nano
Heyworkby Argyle's Season 22 was a campaign marked by resilience and steady effort. Finishing in 5th place in Division 8, the team accumulated 32 points from 9 wins, 5 draws, and 8 losses. The season's fun fact? It was truly a season of football with its own unique story, highlighting the unpredictable and engaging nature of the league. Despite some challenges, the team showed determination and fought hard across the campaign.
Throughout the season, Heyworkby Argyle scored 28 goals while conceding 39, resulting in a goal difference of -11. This statistic underscores the team's offensive efforts and defensive hurdles faced during the league run. The season was characterized by balanced performances, with moments of promise and areas for growth, making it an intriguing chapter in the club’s ongoing journey.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Secured a top-half finish in Division 8
- Scored 28 goals across the season
- Maintained competitive spirit despite a goal difference of -11
- Achieved 5 draws, reflecting resilience in tight matches
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
While Heyworkby Argyle demonstrated solid effort, the team’s goal difference of -11 suggests room for defensive solidity and goal-scoring consistency. Addressing these areas could help convert more draws into wins and tighten the backline to improve overall standings.
Season Rating:(Average)
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Heyworkby Argyle's Season 22 was a balanced campaign with notable resilience and a clear sense of identity. The team’s ability to secure points and compete in a competitive division highlights their potential. Moving forward, focusing on defensive organization and goal-scoring will be key to climbing higher in the standings. Overall, a season of steady progress with room for growth.
