Season Review · October 6, 2026
Hey City: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Hey City finished Season 23 in 11th place in Division 8, earning 16 points from 22 matches. Their record was three wins, seven draws and 12 losses, with 25 goals scored and 48 conceded.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor — ★★☆☆☆
Finished
11th
Points
16
Record
3-7-12
GD
-23
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
11th
Points
16
Win Rate
14%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
3-4-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Pedro Chagas
AM
12 contributions
Top scorer
Willi Schneider
LF
7 goals
Top assists
Pedro Chagas
AM
8 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 16
- P8
- Scoring
- 25
- P21
- Defence
- 48
- P29
- Clean sheets
- 1
- P4
- Goal difference
- -23
- P13
5/5
Season mark
Poor — ★★☆☆☆
Campaign Record
3-7-12
Wins
3
14%
Draws
7
32%
Losses
12
55%
Attack · Defence
-23 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Hey City finishedSeason 23in 11th place in Division 8, earning 16 points from 22 matches. Their record was three wins, seven draws and 12 losses, with 25 goals scored and 48 conceded.
The season’s defining number was a goal difference of-23—the supplied fun fact points to defensive struggles throughout the season. Hey City ended the campaign with a negative goal difference and a record of more losses than wins.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished 11th in Division 8.
- Recorded seven draws across the season.
- Scored 25 goals and finished with 16 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Hey City’s record of three wins, seven draws and 12 losses leaves scope to improve their results. The 25 goals scored and 48 conceded produced a -23 goal difference, while the final points total was 16 and the team finished 11th.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Hey City’sSeason 23ended with 16 points and an 11th-place finish in Division 8. Seven draws formed a notable part of the record, but three wins and 12 losses, alongside a -23 goal difference, summarize the season’s challenges.