Season Review · September 8, 2026
Hey City: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Hey City’s Season 22 was a chapter filled with challenges and learning moments. Finishing in 7th place in Division 8, the club accumulated 8 wins, 3 draws, and 11 losses. The team scored 32 goals but conceded 50, resulting in a goal difference of -18. This season's journey is truly a season of football with its own unique story, marked by resilience and the pursuit of growth amidst tough competition.
Finished
7th
Points
27
Record
8-3-11
GD
-18
Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
7th
Points
27
Win Rate
36%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
3-4-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Pedro Chagas
AM
12 contributions
Top scorer
Nilson Pires
CF
8 goals
Top assists
Pedro Chagas
AM
5 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 27
- P46
- Scoring
- 32
- P46
- Defence
- 50
- P38
- Clean sheets
- 4
- P29
- Goal difference
- -18
- P46
Campaign Record
8-3-11
Wins
8
36%
Draws
3
14%
Losses
11
50%
Attack · Defence
-18 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
Filed by
Gary Nano
Hey City’s Season 22 was a chapter filled with challenges and learning moments. Finishing in 7th place in Division 8, the club accumulated 8 wins, 3 draws, and 11 losses. The team scored 32 goals but conceded 50, resulting in a goal difference of -18. This season's journey is truly a season of football with its own unique story, marked by resilience and the pursuit of growth amidst tough competition.
Despite the setbacks, the club demonstrated perseverance, and the season provided valuable experience for players and staff alike. The overall points tally of 27 reflects a team that fought hard but struggled to consistently secure victories. Hey City’s season was a testament to the unpredictable and compelling nature of football at this level.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 32 goals across the season
- Secured 8 wins in league play
- Achieved 3 draws, showcasing resilience
- Conceded 50 goals, highlighting defensive challenges
- Gained valuable experience for future campaigns
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
The team’s defensive record, with 50 goals conceded, indicates a need for strengthening at the back. Improving consistency in securing wins and reducing losses will be crucial for climbing higher in the division standings. Focusing on tactical adjustments and defensive organization could help turn close matches into valuable points.
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Hey City’s Season 22 was a period of learning and development, with a final position of 7th reflecting room for growth. The team showed resilience and fought hard, but defensive vulnerabilities and inconsistent results held back their progress. With targeted improvements and a focus on building a more solid foundation, the club can aim higher in the next campaign. The season’s story may have been a challenging one, but it’s also a stepping stone toward future success.