Season Review · October 6, 2026
Hemptowlyme: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Hemptowlyme finished Season 23 in eighth place in Division 8, recording 8 wins, 4 draws and 10 losses for a total of 28 points. The campaign’s own unique story, as the season’s fun fact puts it, was “a season of football with its own unique story.”
Gary's mark
5/5
Below Average — ★★☆☆☆
Finished
8th
Points
28
Record
8-4-10
GD
-6
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
8th
Points
28
Win Rate
36%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
5-2-1-2
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Richard Ramirez
LCF
10 contributions
Top scorer
Richard Ramirez
LCF
8 goals
Top assists
Eunwoo Sin
LCM
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 28
- P38
- Scoring
- 42
- P54
- Defence
- 48
- P46
- Clean sheets
- 7
- P67
- Goal difference
- -6
- P38
5/5
Season mark
Below Average — ★★☆☆☆
Campaign Record
8-4-10
Wins
8
36%
Draws
4
18%
Losses
10
45%
Attack · Defence
-6 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Hemptowlyme finishedSeason 23in eighth place in Division 8, recording 8 wins, 4 draws and 10 losses for a total of 28 points. The campaign’s own unique story, as the season’s fun fact puts it, was “a season of football with its own unique story.”
The side scored 42 goals and conceded 48, ending with a goal difference of -6. Those figures offer a clear numerical snapshot of Hemptowlyme’s Season 23.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished8thin Division 8.
- Recorded8 winsand4 draws.
- Scored42 goalsacross the season.
- Collected28 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Hemptowlyme recorded 10 losses, compared with 8 wins and 4 draws, and finished with 28 points in eighth place. The team scored 42 goals and conceded 48, resulting in a -6 goal difference. These figures are the available measures of the season’s areas for improvement.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Hemptowlyme’s Season 23 ended with an eighth-place finish and 28 points, built from 8 wins, 4 draws and 10 losses. The team scored 42 goals but conceded 48, leaving a -6 goal difference. That balance of results and goal figures defines the season in numbers.