
Season Review · September 8, 2026
Hemouth: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Hemouth's journey through Season 22 in Division 8 was marked by a challenging campaign that ultimately saw the club finish in 9th place. With only 5 wins, 5 draws, and 12 losses, the team struggled to find consistency on the pitch. The season's fun fact highlights a significant defensive issue, as the team conceded 45 goals, resulting in a goal difference of -29. This defensive fragility was a key factor in their overall performance, making it difficult to secure the points needed for a higher league standing.
Gary's mark
5/5
Season Review
Finished
9th
Points
20
Record
5-5-12
GD
-29

Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
9th
Points
20
Win Rate
23%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-4-2
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Seungwoo Jeong
LCM
9 contributions
Top scorer
Philippe Robert
RCF
5 goals
Top assists
Seungwoo Jeong
LCM
7 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 20
- P29
- Scoring
- 16
- P21
- Defence
- 45
- P29
- Clean sheets
- 7
- P54
- Goal difference
- -29
- P13
5/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
5-5-12
Wins
5
23%
Draws
5
23%
Losses
12
55%
Attack · Defence
-29 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
Filed by
Gary Nano
Hemouth's journey through Season 22 in Division 8 was marked by a challenging campaign that ultimately saw the club finish in 9th place. With only 5 wins, 5 draws, and 12 losses, the team struggled to find consistency on the pitch. The season's fun fact highlights a significant defensive issue, as the team conceded 45 goals, resulting in a goal difference of -29. This defensive fragility was a key factor in their overall performance, making it difficult to secure the points needed for a higher league standing.
Despite the difficulties, the season provided valuable lessons and opportunities for growth. The club's efforts to improve defensively and build a more balanced team will be crucial moving forward. Fans will hope for a more resilient showing in the next campaign, aiming to turn around their fortunes and climb the league table.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Managed to secure 5 wins across the season
- Achieved 5 draws, showing some resilience in tight matches
- Total goals scored: 16, reflecting offensive challenges
- Conceded 45 goals, highlighting defensive struggles
- Finished 9th in Division 8, a mid-table position
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
The primary area for improvement lies in defensive stability, as evidenced by the substantial goals conceded and the negative goal difference. Enhancing defensive organization and resilience will be vital for better results in future seasons.
Season Rating:(Poor)
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Hemouth's Season 22 was a tough campaign characterized by defensive struggles and limited offensive output. While the team showed some resilience with draws and a handful of wins, the overall performance fell short of expectations. Strengths include battling for points and maintaining some competitiveness, but significant improvements are needed, especially in defense, to move up the league and challenge for higher positions.
