Season Review · October 6, 2026
Glown United: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Glown United finished Season 23 in 11th place in Division 8, collecting 16 points from four wins, four draws and 14 losses. They scored 29 goals and conceded 68, ending the campaign with a goal difference of -39.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor — ⭐⭐☆☆☆
Finished
11th
Points
16
Record
4-4-14
GD
-39
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
11th
Points
16
Win Rate
18%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
5-2-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Friedrich Unger
CF
16 contributions
Top scorer
Friedrich Unger
CF
9 goals
Top assists
Friedrich Unger
CF
7 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 16
- P13
- Scoring
- 29
- P50
- Defence
- 68
- P4
- Clean sheets
- 4
- P29
- Goal difference
- -39
- P13
5/5
Season mark
Poor — ⭐⭐☆☆☆
Campaign Record
4-4-14
Wins
4
18%
Draws
4
18%
Losses
14
64%
Attack · Defence
-39 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Glown United finishedSeason 23in 11th place in Division 8, collecting 16 points from four wins, four draws and 14 losses. They scored 29 goals and conceded 68, ending the campaign with a goal difference of -39.
That goal difference of -39 was a defining number of the season, reflecting the defensive struggles noted in the season’s fun fact. Glown’s final record captures a difficult campaign, with their four wins and four draws set against 14 defeats.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 29 goals in Division 8.
- Recorded four draws.
- Finished 11th with 16 points.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Glown’s record of four wins, four draws and 14 losses left them with 16 points and an 11th-place finish. Their 29 goals for and 68 against resulted in a goal difference of -39.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Glown United’s Season 23 ended with an 11th-place finish in Division 8 and 16 points from 22 results: four wins, four draws and 14 losses. They scored 29 goals and conceded 68, leaving a -39 goal difference. The season’s numbers point to a challenging campaign, particularly in the goals-against column.