
Season Review · July 28, 2025
Foundation building - Laying the groundwork for future success
Snortlity's 11th season in the eighth division of the league was a year of development and learning. Finishing in 8th place with 5 wins, 7 draws, and 10 losses, the team accumulated 22 points. Despite the modest results, the season was marked by a collective effort to establish a foundation for future progress. Interestingly, Snortlity scored only 19 goals this season, highlighting attacking struggles that need addressing moving forward. This fun fact underscores the importance of refining offensive tactics to turn draws into wins and secure more points.
Gary's mark
5/5
Season Review
Finished
8th
Points
22
Record
5-7-10
GD
-17

Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
8th
Points
22
Win Rate
23%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-4-2
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Allan Carroll
LCB
0 contributions
Top scorer
Allan Carroll
LCB
0 goals
Top assists
Allan Carroll
LCB
0 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 22
- P38
- Scoring
- 19
- P13
- Defence
- 36
- P54
- Goal difference
- -17
- P29
5/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
5-7-10
Wins
5
23%
Draws
7
32%
Losses
10
45%
Attack · Defence
-17 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Snortlity's 11th season in the eighth division of the league was a year of development and learning. Finishing in 8th place with 5 wins, 7 draws, and 10 losses, the team accumulated 22 points. Despite the modest results, the season was marked by a collective effort to establish a foundation for future progress. Interestingly, Snortlity scored only 19 goals this season, highlighting attacking struggles that need addressing moving forward. This fun fact underscores the importance of refining offensive tactics to turn draws into wins and secure more points.
While the team faced challenges in front of goal, the squad showed resilience and a commitment to contributing in multiple ways, with players like Willi Schneider, Jorge Alvez, Michael Brown, Seungwoo Jeong, and Zdravko Ivanišević all playing pivotal roles. The season's focus on building a cohesive unit sets the stage for growth in upcoming campaigns.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Solid defensive efforts despite conceding 36 goals
- Strong team spirit with multiple players contributing across the board
- Foundations laid for future tactical improvements
- Notable resilience in a challenging season
Standout Filings
Player Analysis and Standout Performers
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Willi Schneider:A true team player, contributing in multiple ways despite not registering goals or assists this season.
- Jorge Alvez:Demonstrated versatility and team spirit, playing a key role in the squad's cohesion.
- Michael Brown:Consistent presence on the pitch, supporting the team's defensive and midfield efforts.
- Seungwoo Jeong:Showed commitment and adaptability, helping to stabilize the team’s structure.
- Zdravko Ivanišević:Contributed to team dynamics, emphasizing collective effort over individual stats.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Snortlity needs to focus on enhancing its attacking potency to convert more opportunities into goals. Improving offensive tactics and finishing could significantly change the team’s fortunes. Additionally, tightening defensive organization and reducing goals conceded will be crucial for climbing the league table in future seasons.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Snortlity's 2023/24 season was a foundational year, emphasizing squad cohesion and tactical groundwork. The team showed resilience and a willingness to contribute in multiple ways, but attacking struggles and defensive vulnerabilities limited overall success. Strengthening offensive capabilities and defensive solidity will be key to transforming this promising foundation into tangible results in the next campaign.
