Season Review · October 6, 2026
Etone United: Division 8 champions - A first-place campaign
Etone United finished Season 23 at the summit of Division 8, claiming first place with 53 points from 22 league matches. Their record of 16 wins, five draws and one loss set the foundation for a title-winning campaign.
Gary's mark
5/5
Excellent
Finished
1st
Points
53
Record
16-5-1
GD
+44
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
1st
Points
53
Win Rate
73%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-3-3-H
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Ivo Vieira
RW
17 contributions
Top scorer
Chris Burke
CF
10 goals
Top assists
Ivo Vieira
RW
8 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 53
- P96
- Scoring
- 69
- P96
- Defence
- 25
- P96
- Clean sheets
- 6
- P88
- Goal difference
- +44
- P96
5/5
Season mark
Excellent
Campaign Record
16-5-1
Wins
16
73%
Draws
5
23%
Losses
1
5%
Attack · Defence
+44 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Etone United finishedSeason 23at the summit of Division 8, claiming first place with 53 points from 22 league matches. Their record of 16 wins, five draws and one loss set the foundation for a title-winning campaign.
The numbers underline the scale of the achievement: Etone scored 69 goals and conceded 25, for a goal difference of+44 across 22 league matches—the season’s standout fun fact. Verified player performance totals are unavailable.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Division 8 champions, finishing in first place.
- Recorded 16 wins, five draws and one loss.
- Scored 69 goals across the league campaign.
- Finished with a goal difference of +44.
- Collected 53 points from 22 matches.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Etone’s league record was 16 wins, five draws and one loss, with 69 goals scored and 25 conceded. The campaign’s figures leave the draws and the single defeat as the only departures from a wins column that otherwise drove their first-place finish.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Etone United’sSeason 23was defined by first place in Division 8, 53 points and a strong +44 goal difference. Their 16 wins, five draws and one loss tell the story of a title-winning campaign; the supplied record also shows the draws and defeat that sit alongside those successes.