Season Review · September 8, 2026
Eton-Teigh: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Season 22 proved to be a challenging chapter for Eton-Teigh, as the club faced numerous hurdles throughout the campaign. Finishing 11th in their division, the team struggled to find consistency and secure vital points. The season's fun fact highlights their defensive struggles, with a goal difference of -61, reflecting the difficulty they faced at the back. Despite their efforts, the team conceded 75 goals while managing only 14 goals for, underscoring the need for a more solid defensive foundation moving forward.
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor
Finished
11th
Points
14
Record
4-2-16
GD
-61
Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
11th
Points
14
Win Rate
18%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
5-2-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Philippe Robert
CF
4 contributions
Top scorer
Philippe Robert
CF
3 goals
Top assists
Seungwoo Jeong
LCM
3 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 14
- P13
- Scoring
- 14
- P4
- Defence
- 75
- P13
- Clean sheets
- 1
- P13
- Goal difference
- -61
- P4
5/5
Season mark
Poor
Campaign Record
4-2-16
Wins
4
18%
Draws
2
9%
Losses
16
73%
Attack · Defence
-61 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Season 22 proved to be a challenging chapter for Eton-Teigh, as the club faced numerous hurdles throughout the campaign. Finishing 11th in their division, the team struggled to find consistency and secure vital points. The season's fun fact highlights their defensive struggles, with a goal difference of -61, reflecting the difficulty they faced at the back. Despite their efforts, the team conceded 75 goals while managing only 14 goals for, underscoring the need for a more solid defensive foundation moving forward.
This season served as a valuable learning experience for Eton-Teigh, emphasizing areas that require significant improvement. The club's resilience will be tested in the off-season, with a focus on strengthening their defensive organization and boosting goal-scoring capabilities to climb the standings in future campaigns.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- None recorded for this difficult season
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Eton-Teigh's season was marred by defensive vulnerabilities and a lack of offensive firepower. The team conceded a high number of goals, and their goal-scoring record was insufficient to compete effectively within their division. Addressing these issues through tactical adjustments, defensive reinforcement, and attacking improvements will be crucial for future development.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Eton-Teigh's Season 22 was marked by significant challenges, particularly on the defensive front, as evidenced by their -61 goal difference. While the team showed resilience, their overall record highlights the need for strategic improvements across the board. Strengthening defensive organization and increasing goal output will be key to turning around their fortunes in the next campaign.