Season Review · September 8, 2026
Epwoore Park: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Season 22 proved to be a challenging chapter for Epwoore Park, as the team struggled to find consistency and defensive solidity throughout the campaign. Finishing in 11th place in their division, the club amassed only 3 wins and suffered 19 losses, highlighting the difficulties faced on the pitch. The season's fun fact underscores these struggles: a goal difference of -66, reflecting significant defensive issues that hampered their overall performance. Despite the hardships, the season offers valuable lessons and a foundation to build upon for future improvement.
Gary's mark
1/5
Season Review
Finished
11th
Points
9
Record
3-0-19
GD
-66
Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
11th
Points
9
Win Rate
14%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
5-2-3
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Pedro Chagas
RW
6 contributions
Top scorer
Nilson Pires
CF
5 goals
Top assists
Pedro Chagas
RW
2 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 9
- P13
- Scoring
- 12
- P21
- Defence
- 78
- P38
- Clean sheets
- 2
- P29
- Goal difference
- -66
- P29
1/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
3-0-19
Wins
3
14%
Draws
0
0%
Losses
19
86%
Attack · Defence
-66 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
Filed by
Gary Nano
Season 22 proved to be a challenging chapter for Epwoore Park, as the team struggled to find consistency and defensive solidity throughout the campaign. Finishing in 11th place in their division, the club amassed only 3 wins and suffered 19 losses, highlighting the difficulties faced on the pitch. The season's fun fact underscores these struggles: a goal difference of -66, reflecting significant defensive issues that hampered their overall performance. Despite the hardships, the season offers valuable lessons and a foundation to build upon for future improvement.
This campaign will be remembered as a tough learning experience, with the team aiming to address their defensive frailties and develop a more cohesive approach moving forward.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- None recorded, as the season was marked by struggles rather than highlights.
- The team did not record any draws or notable victories.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
The team’s record of 3 wins, 19 losses, and a goal difference of -66 clearly indicates the need for defensive restructuring and offensive consistency. Addressing these issues will be crucial in turning around future campaigns and climbing the league table.
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Season 22 was a difficult campaign for Epwoore Park, characterized by defensive struggles and a lack of offensive firepower. The team finished with only 9 points and a significant negative goal difference, highlighting the need for comprehensive improvements across the board. While the season was challenging, it provides a foundation for learning and growth. Focusing on defensive organization and attacking efficiency will be vital for future success.