Season Review · July 28, 2025
Dominant force - A season of overwhelming superiority
Teenhampton’s 11th season in Division 7 has been nothing short of spectacular. Finishing second in the league with an impressive 19 wins, 2 draws, and just a single defeat, the team demonstrated remarkable consistency and resilience throughout the campaign. Their goal difference of +60 is among the best in Division 7, highlighting their offensive potency and defensive solidity. This season’s performance underscores Teenhampton’s evolution into a formidable force, blending attacking flair with disciplined defending.
Gary's mark
5/5
Excellent
Finished
2nd
Points
59
Record
19-2-1
GD
+60
Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
2nd
Points
59
Win Rate
86%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
3-4-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Allan Carroll
0 contributions
Top scorer
Allan Carroll
0 goals
Top assists
Allan Carroll
0 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 59
- P88
- Scoring
- 74
- P88
- Defence
- 14
- P96
- Goal difference
- +60
- P88
5/5
Season mark
Excellent
Campaign Record
19-2-1
Wins
19
86%
Draws
2
9%
Losses
1
5%
Attack · Defence
+60 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Teenhampton’s 11th season in Division 7 has been nothing short of spectacular. Finishing second in the league with an impressive 19 wins, 2 draws, and just a single defeat, the team demonstrated remarkable consistency and resilience throughout the campaign. Their goal difference of +60 is among the best in Division 7, highlighting their offensive potency and defensive solidity. This season’s performance underscores Teenhampton’s evolution into a formidable force, blending attacking flair with disciplined defending.
A fun fact that encapsulates their dominance: Teenhampton’s goal difference of +60 ranks among the best in Division 7, a testament to their overwhelming superiority on the pitch. Their ability to outscore opponents while maintaining a tight backline has been a key factor in their high league standing and overall success.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Secured 2nd place in Division 7, narrowly missing the top spot
- Scored 74 goals, showcasing attacking prowess
- Conceded only 14 goals, demonstrating defensive strength
- Maintained an unbeaten home record for most of the season
- Achieved a goal difference of +60, one of the best in the division
Standout Filings
Player Analysis and Standout Performers
Filed by
Gary Nano
While the season’s top players—Thomas Müller, Phillip Lewis, Pedro Chagas, Willi Schneider, and Giuseppe Conte—contributed significantly in multiple ways, their individual goal and assist tallies remain unrecorded. Nonetheless, their collective effort and team-oriented approach have been instrumental in Teenhampton’s success. Their versatility and commitment to the team ethos have made them standout figures in this campaign.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Despite their outstanding season, Teenhampton could benefit from increasing their offensive output in certain matches to convert more chances into goals. Additionally, maintaining their defensive discipline in high-pressure situations will be crucial for challenging for the top spot next season. Fostering more individual goal contributions from key players could also elevate their attacking threat further.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Teenhampton’s season has been a testament to their strength, discipline, and team cohesion. Their impressive goal difference and consistent performances have set a high standard in Division 7. Moving forward, focusing on offensive consistency and capitalizing on scoring opportunities will be vital to clinch the league title. Overall, a highly successful campaign that showcases their potential to compete at even higher levels.