
Season Review · September 8, 2026
Somwick Town: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Somwick Town's Season 22 in Division 8 was a challenging campaign marked by defensive struggles and inconsistent results. Finishing in 10th place out of the division, the team managed only 4 wins, 6 draws, and 12 losses, accumulating a total of 18 points. The season's fun fact highlights a significant issue: a goal difference of -30, reflecting defensive vulnerabilities that hampered their overall performance. Despite some moments of resilience, the team found it difficult to maintain consistency, often conceding more goals than they scored.
Gary's mark
1/5
Season Review
Finished
10th
Points
18
Record
4-6-12
GD
-30

Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
10th
Points
18
Win Rate
18%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-3-3-D
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Jorge Alvez
CF
13 contributions
Top scorer
Pedro Chagas
RW
10 goals
Top assists
Philippe Robert
LW
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 18
- P17
- Scoring
- 30
- P25
- Defence
- 60
- P13
- Clean sheets
- 1
- P8
- Goal difference
- -30
- P17
1/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
4-6-12
Wins
4
18%
Draws
6
27%
Losses
12
55%
Attack · Defence
-30 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
Filed by
Gary Nano
Somwick Town's Season 22 in Division 8 was a challenging campaign marked by defensive struggles and inconsistent results. Finishing in 10th place out of the division, the team managed only 4 wins, 6 draws, and 12 losses, accumulating a total of 18 points. The season's fun fact highlights a significant issue: a goal difference of -30, reflecting defensive vulnerabilities that hampered their overall performance. Despite some moments of resilience, the team found it difficult to maintain consistency, often conceding more goals than they scored.
This season proved to be a tough test for Somwick Town, as they battled to improve their standings amid a tough division. The struggles at the back were evident, and the team will need to address defensive frailties if they aim to climb higher in the league hierarchy in future campaigns.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 30 goals across the season
- Conceded 60 goals, highlighting defensive issues
- Achieved 6 draws, showing some resilience in tough matches
- Finished 10th in Division 8, reflecting ongoing challenges
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
The primary area for improvement lies in defensive organization and resilience, as evidenced by the -30 goal difference and the high number of goals conceded. Addressing these issues could help convert more draws into wins and reduce the number of losses, ultimately improving league position.
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Somwick Town's Season 22 was marked by defensive struggles and a lack of consistency, resulting in a 10th place finish. The team showed some fight in securing draws but needs to tighten up at the back and improve overall stability. With a focus on defensive solidity and perhaps some tactical adjustments, the club can aim for better results in the next season. The season's challenges highlight the need for strategic improvements to turn their fortunes around.
