Season Review · August 5, 2026
Hey City: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Hey City finished 7th in Division 8, League 73 in Season 21. Their 22-match record was 7 wins, 3 draws and 12 losses, producing 24 points.
Gary's mark
3/5
Mixed
Finished
7th
Points
24
Record
7-3-12
GD
-21
Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
7th
Points
24
Win Rate
32%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-3-3-H
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Philippe Robert
CF
13 contributions
Top scorer
Branko Bartolić
LW
8 goals
Top assists
Philippe Robert
CF
8 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 24
- P46
- Scoring
- 30
- P46
- Defence
- 51
- P38
- Clean sheets
- 5
- P67
- Goal difference
- -21
- P46
3/5
Season mark
Mixed
Campaign Record
7-3-12
Wins
7
32%
Draws
3
14%
Losses
12
55%
Attack · Defence
-21 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Hey City finished 7th in Division 8, League 73 in Season 21. Their 22-match record was 7 wins, 3 draws and 12 losses, producing 24 points.
They scored 30 goals and conceded 51, for a goal difference of -21.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished 7th with 24 points
- Recorded 7 wins from 22 matches
- Scored 30 goals
- Conceded 51 goals
- Ended with a -21 goal difference
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
The record includes 12 losses and 51 goals conceded. Those are the clearest season totals available for measuring improvement.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Hey City completed Season 21 in 7th place with 24 points and a -21 goal difference. The final table and match record provide the factual measure of their campaign.