Season Review · September 8, 2026
Newquay Park: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Season 22 was undeniably challenging for Newquay Park, as the team faced a tough campaign in division 6, league 29. The club struggled to find form, culminating in a winless record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 22 losses. The season's fun fact highlights the extent of their defensive issues, with a goal difference of -96, as they conceded 100 goals while managing only 4 goals for. This stark statistic underscores the defensive struggles that plagued the team throughout the season, making it a difficult period for players and supporters alike.
Gary's mark
1/5
Season Review
Finished
12th
Points
0
Record
0-0-22
GD
-96
Gary "Nano" Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
12th
Points
0
Win Rate
0%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
3-4-3-A
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Pedro Chagas
AM
2 contributions
Top scorer
Pedro Chagas
AM
1 goals
Top assists
Pedro Chagas
AM
1 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 0
- P4
- Scoring
- 4
- P4
- Defence
- 100
- P4
- Clean sheets
- 0
- P8
- Goal difference
- -96
- P4
1/5
Season mark
Season Rating
Campaign Record
0-0-22
Wins
0
0%
Draws
0
0%
Losses
22
100%
Attack · Defence
-96 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview:
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Gary Nano
Season 22 was undeniably challenging for Newquay Park, as the team faced a tough campaign in division 6, league 29. The club struggled to find form, culminating in a winless record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 22 losses. The season's fun fact highlights the extent of their defensive issues, with a goal difference of -96, as they conceded 100 goals while managing only 4 goals for. This stark statistic underscores the defensive struggles that plagued the team throughout the season, making it a difficult period for players and supporters alike.
Despite the hardships, this season offers valuable lessons. The club's experience in Season 22 provides a foundation to identify areas for improvement and to build a stronger squad moving forward. With no top performers verified, the focus now shifts to strategic development and rebuilding efforts.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights:
Filed by
Gary Nano
- None recorded due to the winless season
- Defensive record highlights the need for defensive restructuring
- Season serves as a learning experience for future growth
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement:
Desk lens
Touchline
The primary focus must be on defensive solidity and goal-scoring. Conceding 100 goals indicates a need for tactical adjustments, better defensive organization, and perhaps squad reinforcement. Additionally, finding ways to increase goal output will be crucial for future success.
The Long View
Final Assessment:
Desk lens
The Ledger
Season 22 was a difficult campaign for Newquay Park, marked by defensive struggles and a lack of wins. While the results were disappointing, the season provides a clear blueprint for improvement. Strengths are hard to identify given the record, but the experience gained will be vital for rebuilding efforts. The club must focus on defensive organization and goal-scoring to turn things around in the next season.