Season Review · October 6, 2026
Culmet Hell: Difficult campaign - A season to learn from and improve
Culmet Hell’s Season 23 in Division 7 ended with a difficult record: two wins, two draws and 18 losses, for a total of eight points. The campaign’s goal difference of -50 captures the scale of the challenge, with 21 goals scored and 71 conceded.
Gary's mark
1/5
Poor
Finished
12th
Points
8
Record
2-2-18
GD
-50
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
12th
Points
8
Win Rate
9%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-3-3-H
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Lindomar Da Silva
RW
9 contributions
Top scorer
Luis Pinto
CF
5 goals
Top assists
Lindomar Da Silva
RW
5 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 8
- P4
- Scoring
- 21
- P13
- Defence
- 71
- P25
- Clean sheets
- 1
- P17
- Goal difference
- -50
- P21
1/5
Season mark
Poor
Campaign Record
2-2-18
Wins
2
9%
Draws
2
9%
Losses
18
82%
Attack · Defence
-50 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Culmet Hell’sSeason 23in Division 7 ended with a difficult record: two wins, two draws and 18 losses, for a total of eight points. The campaign’s goal difference of -50 captures the scale of the challenge, with 21 goals scored and 71 conceded.
The supplied fun fact points to defensive struggles throughout the season, reflected in that -50 goal difference. The season’s header frames the task ahead: take the lessons from a difficult campaign and improve.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 21 goals across the campaign.
- Recorded two draws alongside two wins.
- Finished12thin the division with eight points.
- The season’s goal difference was-50.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Culmet Hell’s record of two wins, two draws and 18 losses, alongside eight points and a 12th-place finish, shows the results challenge reflected in the table. The team scored 21 goals and conceded 71, leaving a goal difference of -50. These figures provide the clearest measures of the areas to improve on in the next campaign.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Culmet Hell’sSeason 23was a difficult campaign, ending 12th with eight points from two wins, two draws and 18 losses. The side scored 21 goals and conceded 71, producing a -50 goal difference. Those numbers underline the scale of the challenge ahead, while the season’s stated aim is clear: learn from this campaign and improve.