Season Review · October 6, 2026
Cownhampton: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Cownhampton’s Season 23 in Division 8 ended with a ninth-place finish and 23 points. Their record was five wins, eight draws and nine losses, with 24 goals scored and 33 conceded for a goal difference of −9.
Gary's mark
1/5
Poor
Finished
9th
Points
23
Record
5-8-9
GD
-9
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
9th
Points
23
Win Rate
23%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
3-4-3
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Nilson Pires
CF
14 contributions
Top scorer
Nilson Pires
CF
9 goals
Top assists
Nilson Pires
CF
5 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 23
- P29
- Scoring
- 24
- P21
- Defence
- 33
- P42
- Clean sheets
- 5
- P54
- Goal difference
- -9
- P29
1/5
Season mark
Poor
Campaign Record
5-8-9
Wins
5
23%
Draws
8
36%
Losses
9
41%
Attack · Defence
-9 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Cownhampton’sSeason 23in Division 8 ended with a ninth-place finish and 23 points. Their record was five wins, eight draws and nine losses, with 24 goals scored and 33 conceded for a goal difference of −9.
The season’s own unique story, as the supplied fun fact puts it, was “A season of football with its own unique story.” The final figures show a campaign with eight draws alongside five wins and nine defeats.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Finished9thin Division 8.
- Recorded8 drawsacross the season.
- Scored24 goalsand conceded33.
- Finished with23 pointsand a−9 goal difference.
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Cownhampton finished9thwith23 points, recording five wins, eight draws and nine losses. They scored 24 goals and conceded 33, ending with a goal difference of −9. Those are the figures behind a season that concluded with more losses than wins.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Cownhampton’s Season 23 is captured by a ninth-place finish, 23 points and a record of five wins, eight draws and nine losses. They scored 24 goals, conceded 33 and posted a −9 goal difference. Those results define the season’s strengths and shortcomings in the available record.