Season Review · October 6, 2026
Cow Red Stanley: Division 8 review - The season in numbers
Cow Red Stanley finished Season 23 in 10th place in Division 8, recording five wins, six draws and 11 losses for a total of 21 points. The campaign’s fun fact: “A season of football with its own unique story.”
Gary's mark
5/5
Poor — ⭐☆☆☆☆
Finished
10th
Points
21
Record
5-6-11
GD
-13
Gary 'Nano' Pettit-Thompson IV
Lead Football Journalist
The Match & Season Desk
Data-first, narrative-second. If it happened on the pitch, Gary filed it.
A Columns Desk filing — visual season centre first, then the full notebook.
Season Centre
The campaign in pictures — before the filing.
Position
10th
Points
21
Win Rate
23%
Games
22
Season Shape
Most used XI
Best-fit starting eleven for the campaign's most common formation.
Primary shape
4-2-3-1
Formation usage
Standouts
Season honours
MVP by goal contributions, plus the leading scorer and creator.
Season MVP
Nilson Pires
CF
10 contributions
Top scorer
Nilson Pires
CF
8 goals
Top assists
Philippe Robert
AM
6 assists
Season profile
League-relative strengths
Percentile rank against clubs in the same league. Further out is stronger.
- Results
- 21
- P21
- Scoring
- 22
- P4
- Defence
- 35
- P50
- Clean sheets
- 3
- P17
- Goal difference
- -13
- P29
5/5
Season mark
Poor — ⭐☆☆☆☆
Campaign Record
5-6-11
Wins
5
23%
Draws
6
27%
Losses
11
50%
Attack · Defence
-13 GD
The Filing
Gary's notebook, desk by desk — with the forthcoming newsroom voices framed around the edges.
From Gary's Notebook
Season Overview
Filed by
Gary Nano
Cow Red Stanley finishedSeason 23in 10th place in Division 8, recording five wins, six draws and 11 losses for a total of 21 points. The campaign’s fun fact:“A season of football with its own unique story.”
The final numbers show 22 goals scored and 35 conceded, leaving Cow Red Stanley with a goal difference of -13. Those figures complete the statistical picture of the club’s Season 23.
Campaign Highlights
Key Achievements and Highlights
Filed by
Gary Nano
- Scored 22 goals across the season.
- Recorded six draws.
- Finished 10th in Division 8 with 21 points.
- The season’s supplied fun fact: “A season of football with its own unique story.”
Pressure Points
Areas for Improvement
Desk lens
Touchline
Cow Red Stanley’s record was five wins, six draws and 11 losses, with 21 points from the season. The team scored 22 goals and conceded 35, resulting in a -13 goal difference. These figures define the areas of the campaign reflected in the final record.
The Long View
Final Assessment
Desk lens
The Ledger
Cow Red Stanley ended Season 23 in 10th place in Division 8, with five wins, six draws and 11 losses. The club finished on 21 points, having scored 22 goals and conceded 35 for a -13 goal difference.